# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/121 "2000-07-13T18:44:09Z")
Brunetter, where’s the cash office in Hell? I’ve got unmarked bills and a blank check sitting here waiting to pay you . . . ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/122 "2000-07-13T18:44:09Z")
Here’s my crush list…I can’t seem to find the other names, because I’m sure there are more. Anyways, in no particular order: Mega The Roo Shayna Drain Bead Grace Falcon Ssskuggiii Tiggeril Swimming Riddles TroubleAgain I’ll be sure to post any new names if I find them. What’s gotten into Chief 🙂 Scott’s pants? ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/123 "2000-07-13T18:50:18Z")
This is the third Crush Thread I’ve been through, and I swear I’m probably in the contention for Doper With the Most Posts Who Hasn’t Been Mentioned Even Once in These Damn Threads. I will, especially since I just got my hair cut, post a pic to Shayna for inclusion on the People Pages. In protest, however, I shall keep the “How YOU Doin’?” list I have composed entirely to myself. Although I do wanna say that I think **Coldfire** looks like Antionio Banderas’ and Falco’s love child. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/124 "2000-07-13T18:50:40Z")
> [@](#): > > What’s gotten into Chief :)Scott’s pants? Don’t mess with **CheapSlot** , man. He’ll get out his floaties and swim you down! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/125 "2000-07-13T19:05:18Z")
Oh god…separating the name, PLUS a smiley. **ReefBot** is gonna be PISSED. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/126 "2000-07-13T19:16:07Z")
Anyone have a space nuclear fallout shelter for after ChiefScott uses all ten of his nukes on whatever moron used a smilie IN HIS FREAKING NAME? Youch . . . one would expect this from a troll, but not someone with a brain! Only slightly serious here . . . ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/127 "2000-07-13T19:21:20Z")
Woohoo! I’m on Doob’s list! ::does a happy little dance:: ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/128 "2000-07-13T22:12:43Z")
Well, I first have to say that it was a blast to be able to take a peek at y’all. I like the action shots - Smug, you make me want to skydive. Second, thank you Mr Cynical (okay, brachy’s waiting for your “nekkid” pic), Odieman, Milossarian, and iampunha for mentioning this old brachy. I am running around like crazy, trying to set up two extra mist-netting teams, and am feeling every single damn one of my 44 years. I’m tired and cranky, but I open this thread up and smile and feel a lot better. SO, if I were one to make a list (hides paper behind her back), you’d be on it. As would soulsling (hon, you’ve got a beautiful smile) for saying something nice to me once that brought me out of the doldrums. And BigGiantHead. And okay, I can’t help it - I like longhairs. Gnarly Narly Dude. I also have a question - isn’t Nanook’s name supposed to be “Nanook of the North Woods?” ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/129 "2000-07-13T22:35:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SeaDiver \* > \*\*Woohoo! I’m on Doob’s list! > > ::does a happy little dance:: \*\* You know, I’m not bitter or anything, but **SeaDiver** didn’t even submit her frikkin’ picture!!! I mean, yeah, she’s a looker, but if you want to see it, you’ve got to know about **Democritus** ’ thread, then you’ve got to visit his page, then you’ve got to wait for the enormous 15MB page-o-pictures to load, then… you get the idea. **My** picture is right where it’s supposed to be. I’m in the menu! I followed directions! It’s just… _:snif:_ …it’s not… _:snuffle:_ …not… _:sniffeltee snufflelty **SNUF!:** _ …'snot FAIR! ☹ [sub]There. If THAT isn’t pathetic enough to make some sexy Doper-Chick’s Crush List, then I give up.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Frannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Frannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frannie)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/130 "2000-07-13T22:54:04Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sdimbert \* > > **My** picture is right where it’s supposed to be. I’m in the menu! I followed directions!\*\* _Very_ good point! I – for one – admire that quality. [sub]C’mon ladies, he _needs_ us![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/131 "2000-07-14T01:48:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sdimbert \* > I mean, yeah, she’s a looker, but if you want to see it, you’ve got to know about **Democritus** ’ thread, then you’ve got to visit his page, then you’ve got to wait for the enormous 15MB page-o-pictures to load, then… you get the idea. Ok, OK dammit! I’m sorry! I promise that once I get home, I’ll resize all the pics! Or maybe not. Maybe going to look at SeaDiver’s pic _should_ be a chore! Bwahahahaha!!! j/k, I’ll resize them tonight or tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/132 "2000-07-14T02:06:37Z")
Whoa! I sent Shayna the wrong pic, and the ickiest one to boot! I sent her another one, so check it out and maybe I’ll make someones list for once in my life! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/133 "2000-07-14T02:13:11Z")
Okay, Ladies, please take a look at this one: [http://www.minot.com/~baranr/Mepilot.jpg](http://www.minot.com/~baranr/Mepilot.jpg) I fly planes, I fix their runways. I also need a date for an upcoming formal military ball. I will pay airfare. Oh hell yes I’d advertise here before anywhere else. Rob ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/134 "2000-07-14T02:31:57Z")
Okay Tripler, I’m just gonna guess that you’re a babe. But I can’t see your face under the mask. Good picture, though! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/135 "2000-07-14T02:37:48Z")
Persephone, Oh yeah, I forgot. Just check the page with more pics. [http://www.minot.com/~baranr/aboutme.html](http://www.minot.com/~baranr/aboutme.html) I still seek a good lookin’ lady for a night of wining, dining, and a little ‘James Bond’ adventure. . . Tripler ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/136 "2000-07-14T03:02:09Z")
Brunetter > [@](#): > > Don’t worry Paddy, there’s no such pic. Narile has this nasty habit of patting every girl who wanders innocently into chat, on the butt. I guess because I raised a fuss about it, I got remembered. And the only thing those pics are lacking, Paddy, is clothing!! Not so! I fuzzle a few select ladies who come into the chat room. But one time when I returned to the channel, you patted me on the rear for some reason. So next time you reconnected (You were having comp problems I believe), I returned the favor and it ballooned from there. That said, **I** still think you have a nice virtual ass. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/137 "2000-07-14T03:24:33Z")
My list: Chief [interesting look] Coldfire [The photograph reminds me of old pictures of my European relatives. hmmmmm.] Iampunha [Dammnit Patrick, you need to take pictures in good light.] Kilgore Trout [What’s that rainbowy thing on your shirt?] Monster104 [I just love that smirk of yours. Oh, and thanks for putting me on your list. I’m flattered.] Niggle [Interesting car, and you got it in my favorite color.] Reservoir Dog [Those eyes catch my fancy.] Seriousart [You remind me of someone, but who?] Soulsling [Two sides of a coin, both appealing to the eye.] Tymp [Always had a thing for skinny guys.] ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/138 "2000-07-14T03:25:45Z")
Nobody has a crush on po’, lil ol’ me. \ Guess I’m just going to have to post a pic. As if that would do any good. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/139 "2000-07-14T03:29:13Z")
Just went & checked the site out again, and what to my wondering eyes did appear but a picture of my buddy Bluepony. Ive always had a bit of a crush on him anyway, and the pic just capped it. 🙂 Nice to see Ed Zotti in there too! He looked just like I pictured him, believe it or not! ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/140 "2000-07-14T03:33:03Z")
James Bond adventure? Boy, count me in! Narile: you are a virtual sweetie. Hope I get to meet you someday so I can find out if you’re this sweet in real life. ArkonDLofC: Love the name, love being worshipped from afar even more. Yup, you’re in. Iampunha: Don’t know why you want to send me money, but I certainly won’t turn it down. Brunetter, PO Box 17, Smalltown, Canada. (eh?) As for the rest of ya mooks, get me on yer damn list already! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=8)