# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/161 "2000-07-14T14:02:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*ResD, you rejected me first. > > I asked you where you lived and said I was coming to get you, husband be damned. > > You said you were recently engaged. > > ::šŸ˜­:: > > Is it okay if I still have dreams about you? \*\* Oh, cruel, cruel fate!! Would that we could live, if but for a fleeting moment, in another life, where, with the help of Cupidā€™s bow, our eyes might meet before the way of the world conspires to keep us apart. Alas! Fate has had its way with us, and our star-crossing is not meant to be. Dream well. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/162 "2000-07-14T14:05:38Z")
Oooooooh Chef Troy, you are indeed on my list! Go back & look, dear. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/163 "2000-07-14T14:09:14Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Kyla \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Hm. Thanks. By the way, I am Postmoderngirl. PMG is my email handle, and itā€™s not hard to see how Shayna got confuzzled. \*\* Whoops! My apologies . . . ::kneelsdowntakesyourhandandkissesthebackinapology:: ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/164 "2000-07-14T14:22:07Z")
Please have mercy on my soul, is every woman of the SDMB going to continue to be this good? Where are you all? Why arenā€™t you walking the streets of Manhattan? Why am I still here? Does it still get better? Notice my email is below and my sig has a reference to my pic, though looks are not to be a base for judgementā€¦ okay, iā€™ll try to stop drooling nowā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/165 "2000-07-14T14:32:01Z")
I _finally_ made someoneā€™s list on this board! THANK YOU, Mr. Cynical. You made my day. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/166 "2000-07-14T14:41:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stuyguy \* > \*\*Mr. Cynical, get back in your box! \*\* Nah, I already spent all night in your momā€™s. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/167 "2000-07-14T15:33:55Z")
ouch! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/168 "2000-07-14T15:35:21Z")
::Swiddles puts her feet up and kicks back with a beer:: This should be interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/169 "2000-07-14T16:05:46Z")
::taking a bow:: Sank you. I vill be here all ze veek. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/170 "2000-07-14T16:12:20Z")
My pic is up now, so go look and add me. šŸ™‚ (Thanks, **Spoofe**!) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/171 "2000-07-14T16:58:58Z")
Chef! Read back to the FIRST FREAKING POST! Youā€™re on my list, Big Sexy! And Esprix? You know I have a crush on youā€¦even if it can never be. _sobs_šŸ˜‰ And soulsling? I keep TELLING you to come on downā€¦just you wait until you get to DC, hon. _adjusting garters and blushing_ ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/172 "2000-07-14T17:37:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\*Hereā€™s my list: > > For a ā€˜grandā€™ vacation paid in full, the following contestants are finalists (in no particular order): > > Brunetter > Shayna > Mega the Roo > Post Modern Girl > Monster > > Further contestants/foxy chicks to be updated. Thanks for playing. > > Tripler > \*\* Thanks, baby! Whereā€™s the vacation to, by the way? Also, love the Sam Adams picture on your web page!! Very cute! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/173 "2000-07-14T18:33:16Z")
Monster104 digs his grave > [@](#): > > Chief\Scott ::Ahem:: You disgusting, foul, crappy, vile, degrading, filthy, repulsive, malodorous, putrid, fetid, maggoty, encrusted, shitty, flyblown, nauseating, insalubrious, pus-leaking Mangalitza anus scab! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/174 "2000-07-14T18:36:30Z")
Chief, Iā€™m disappointed. You didnā€™t use the world ā€œfelchā€ once in that whole post. I think you need to get some solid ground under your feet, Mister. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/175 "2000-07-14T18:38:30Z")
For those of you who have been protesting that you DID put me on your listsā€¦I know. I know, and Iā€™ll be stalking you all as soon as I can fit you in. I didnā€™t mean to imply that I thought NO ONE had put me on their crush list, I meant that not EVERYONE hadā€¦and my ego will be satisfied with no less, especially when some of those who laughed derisively while skipping over my name are perfectly happy to accept virtual footrubs and the like from me in chat. I just feel so cheap and dirty nowā€¦ _more theatrical sobs_ ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/176 "2000-07-14T18:39:13Z")
Yeeccch. Iā€™ll have to follow with something sweet to purify the waters. Lookit the _darling_ picture of **iampunha** [as a sweet little youngster!](http://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/images/turtleneck.jpg) OK, so Iā€™m too old to lust after him; I just want to mother him. You sweet boy. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/177 "2000-07-14T18:41:50Z")
Ah, I took too long arranging my coding. Didnā€™t mean to ā€œyeccchā€ at _your_ post Chef Troy! For the Record: Iā€™m not making a list! Everyone looks so nice. Why am I not surprised? ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/178 "2000-07-14T19:09:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*New additions, per the people pages. > > As\_U\_Wish (Yow!), Girl Next Door (Iā€™ll move to wherever you are!), jjjfishe (Do I really have to say anything?), Lanna (I had no idea you would be _that_ cute!), Post Modern Girl (Youā€™re a knockout), _Rachelle (Mmmmmm, redhead)_, Realidad (Did I mention that Iā€™m a sagittarius?). > > My poor lilā€™ heart canā€™t take no more of this, so I donā€™t think Iā€™ll ever be visiting the people pages again. \*\* Sorry sir but Iā€™m not a redheadā€¦ it must be the lighting in the picture. I actually have brown hair with blond streaks nowā€¦ that picture was taken back in March. Thanks for adding me to your list. Iā€™m honored!! Guess Iā€™m no longer a crush list virgin!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/179 "2000-07-14T19:10:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*Monster104 digs his grave > > > [@](#): > > > > Chief\Scott > > ::Ahem:: > > You disgusting, foul, crappy, vile, degrading, filthy, repulsive, malodorous, putrid, fetid, maggoty, encrusted, shitty, flyblown, nauseating, insalubrious, pus-leaking Mangalitza anus scab! > \*\* Okay, Mr. ā€œleave the lightweights for my minions to deal with.ā€ _rolls eyes_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/180 "2000-07-14T20:08:56Z")
Ellen said: "Iā€™ll have to follow with something sweet to purify the waters. Lookit the darling picture of iampunha as a sweet little youngster! OK, so Iā€™m too old to lust after him; I just want to mother him. You sweet boy." Ellen, thatā€™s one of few pictures of me not unhappy as a little 'un. Be glad I didnā€™t put up the demonic picture of me from fifth grade. Youā€™d swear something was way wrong . . . it was, but thatā€™s beside the point šŸ™‚ Anyway, glad you liked the pic. My aunt wrote the page for me and added that pic in there . . . I have others up but I donā€™t know the code to get them on. If youā€™re interested in a couple bad school pics and a worse candid, lemme know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=10)