# The All New Sequential Thread Hit Parade!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478 "2001-10-10T01:53:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/1 "2001-10-10T01:53:31Z")
Just because this cracked me up … Do you guys do this? I shit on my father in law ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/2 "2001-10-10T02:02:32Z")
MPSIMS: Where was my brother’s car? (a guessing game) Verrain’s Big Ol Hug Thread IMHO: How do you cope with fear? Translating Bin Laden’s Words Into English Cafe Society: What’s the Scariest Movie Music Ever? The Ee-the/Eye-ther Song BBQ Pit: It’s PUS, dammit!!! I’m going to beat the snot out of someone ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/3 "2001-10-10T03:12:24Z")
“I have heartburn and…” “I shit on my father in law.” ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/4 "2001-10-10T03:14:53Z")
[I ate too much…again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92108) [Vagina Slimes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=91502) ---
**Author:** ![LiveOctopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LiveOctopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOctopus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/5 "2001-10-10T03:27:02Z")
Hm…A New Game Just for You Vagina Slimes ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/6 "2001-10-10T03:32:52Z")
What if instead of being in a secret location, Cheny is… An Apology ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/7 "2001-10-10T03:36:22Z")
Gunfire at lunch Just Another Day ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/8 "2001-10-10T03:38:02Z")
What if instead of being at a “secret location,” Cheney is… Looking for A Hotel In Downtown Chicago. ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/9 "2001-10-10T03:41:58Z")
You named your kid WHAT? Vagina slimes ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/10 "2001-10-10T03:49:34Z")
Me and my cat: The Thyroid Twins! File this under Truth is Stranger Than Fiction The girl who wasn’t human ---
**Author:** ![LiveOctopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LiveOctopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOctopus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/11 "2001-10-10T04:52:04Z")
Anthrax in my home town… Merry Birthday and a Happy Christmas! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/12 "2001-10-10T07:28:30Z")
Koyanasquatsi appreciation thread. Bad Movies I Keep Watching ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/13 "2001-10-15T18:48:01Z")
Just seen in MPSIMS : What do you think about right before orgasm? I’m your father, Luke. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/14 "2001-10-15T18:50:54Z")
Let’s Create Some Hype for Monday Night Football! Cheesy Poofs and my labia! That would do it, I think. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/15 "2001-10-15T19:01:52Z")
Bwaaaaaaaahahha thanks Arden! You named your kid WHAT!? Cheesy Poofs and my labia! ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/16 "2001-10-15T20:26:54Z")
What do you think about right before orgasm? I just spent $155 at the veterinarian’s. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/17 "2001-10-16T01:27:18Z")
Here are two good ones … MPSIMS - 6:30-ish. I’m annoyed by the high level of attractiveness here. How do you make a flirt thread? What do you think about right before orgasm? Do Your Balls Hurt? ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/18 "2001-10-16T01:47:29Z")
MPSIMS, right now, 8:48 pm. Dopers in Calgary, Alberta? Give Osama a woody… ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/19 "2001-10-16T01:49:03Z")
From MPSIMS 9:51 PM: … Vulva Puppets…handmade no less… I wish I had a camera handy :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478/20 "2001-10-16T02:23:30Z")
I’m your father, Luke. Say “Hi” To My Mother… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sequential-thread-hit-parade/86478.md?page=2)