# The All-Time Best Doper Names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261 "2007-10-27T20:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/1 "2007-10-27T20:43:24Z")
My votes: **Shagnasty** , **Throatwarbler Mangrove** , **Skald The Rhymer** , **Guinastasia** , **Left Hand of Dorkness** , **Big Bad Voodoo Lou** , **Hypno-Toad** , **AuntBeast** , **Bob Loblaw** , and **Lobstermobster** , among many others that I can’t think of right now. Help me think of some others. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/2 "2007-10-27T20:50:36Z")
I’m personally fond of **Flander**. 🆒 Adding to the list, I always liked **Mathocist** , though I don’t know if he/she posts anymore. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/3 "2007-10-27T20:54:10Z")
I like **Shirley Ujest, Rue deDay, Lion SOB** and the many others that are a play on words and phrases. I could never be that clever or original. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/4 "2007-10-27T21:28:16Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] My votes: **Shagnasty** , **Throatwarbler Mangrove** , **Skald The Rhymer** , **Guinastasia** , **Left Hand of Dorkness** , **Big Bad Voodoo Lou** , **Hypno-Toad** , **AuntBeast** , **Bob Loblaw** , and **Lobstermobster** , among many others that I can’t think of right now. Help me think of some others. [/QUOTE] I prefer _ **Lobstermonster** _😃 ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/5 "2007-10-27T21:43:57Z")
The ones that come immediately to mind are El Cid Viscoso, Exapno Mapcase, Sue Duhnym, SwimmingRiddles. Sue and Swiddles have left the fold, alas. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/6 "2007-10-27T22:01:07Z")
**Don’t poke the bear, Dad!** ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/7 "2007-10-27T22:20:35Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] My votes: **Shagnasty** , **Throatwarbler Mangrove** , **Skald The Rhymer** , **Guinastasia** , **Left Hand of Dorkness** , **Big Bad Voodoo Lou** , **Hypno-Toad** , **AuntBeast** , **Bob Loblaw** , and **Lobstermobster** , among many others that I can’t think of right now. Help me think of some others. [/QUOTE] I can understand why a lot of these are on there, but why is **Guinastasia**? ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/8 "2007-10-27T22:24:44Z")
I love usernames that are science fiction references, such as **teela brown** and **Podkayne**. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/9 "2007-10-27T22:27:07Z")
No **Quiddity Glomfuster**? I thought he was a staple of these sorts of discussions! ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/10 "2007-10-27T22:28:45Z")
[QUOTE=RandMcnally] I can understand why a lot of these are on there, but why is **Guinastasia**? [/QUOTE] I just personally like it. The name. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/11 "2007-10-27T22:38:35Z")
**Czarcasm** is the best name ever. I like **Mathocist** a lot too. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/12 "2007-10-27T22:50:16Z")
Another vote for don’t poke the bear, Dad! I always loved that one. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/13 "2007-10-27T22:50:59Z")
Ah, don’t forget **Hugh Jass**. And I always enjoy ones like **nivlac** and **enipla**. The trickiest of that kind is **punoqllads**. While we’re here, what’s the meaning of that name which looks like **AKSMOTDSK** or something like that? I know I’ve spelled it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/14 "2007-10-27T22:53:58Z")
I like **ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies**. Kickass user name. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/15 "2007-10-27T23:00:50Z")
I like the plays on words too. **Hilarity N. Suze** is another good one. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/16 "2007-10-27T23:02:57Z")
**I don’t care about your cat** , but she was only a Guest. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/17 "2007-10-27T23:26:23Z")
[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong] **Czarcasm** is the best name ever. [/QUOTE] I typically hate usernames that’re plays on words but his is easily my most favorite name on the board. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/18 "2007-10-28T00:33:44Z")
**Imthecowgodmoo** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/19 "2007-10-28T00:46:56Z")
**umop ap!sdn** & \*\* Small British Shop Owner\*\*, which seemed innocent enough, but seemed to creep slowly into your skin. Brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/20 "2007-10-28T00:48:58Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] **Imthecowgodmoo** [/QUOTE] You just reminded me of **The Chao Goes Mu** (sp?). Oh and **Bossof d’cheez dejour** 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261.md?page=2)