# The All-Time Best Doper Names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261 "2007-10-27T20:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/21 "2007-10-28T00:59:50Z")
Ever since I found out what Exapno Mapcase meant, that took the crown for me. // 🙂 That’s a dude with a crown. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/22 "2007-10-28T01:09:29Z")
What does Exapno Mapcase mean? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/23 "2007-10-28T01:10:55Z")
Sound it out backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/24 "2007-10-28T01:16:00Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] What does Exapno Mapcase mean? [/QUOTE] It’s what “Harpo Marx” looks like in Cyrillic. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/25 "2007-10-28T01:24:10Z")
Damn, you ruined the laugh I was getting trying to see who could do that. (not a doper name) ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/26 "2007-10-28T02:03:56Z")
**You with the face** has always been a favorite of mine. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/27 "2007-10-28T02:25:02Z")
I always liked **Cartooniverse**. I so wish I had thought of that one first. ---
**Author:** ![Secret\_Volcano\_Lair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Secret\_Volcano\_Lair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Secret_Volcano_Lair)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/28 "2007-10-28T02:48:12Z")
**iamthewalrus(:3=** ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/29 "2007-10-28T03:01:32Z")
I miss the hell out of **Tequila Mockingbird**. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/30 "2007-10-28T03:09:09Z")
What was the one about being made of meat and hair? I LOVED that one ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/31 "2007-10-28T03:15:15Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] What was the one about being made of meat and hair? I LOVED that one [/QUOTE] Was it Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair or some such thing? I loved that one, too, if we’re thinking of the same one; it’s become a standard insult when I’m talking to my co-workers: “Get off of me, you filthy beast of meat and hair!” or, “Which customer do you have?” “The filthy beast of meat and hair.” ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/32 "2007-10-28T03:18:13Z")
**FlyingCowOfDoom** ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/33 "2007-10-28T03:48:18Z")
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon] Was it Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair or some such thing? I loved that one, too, if we’re thinking of the same one; it’s become a standard insult when I’m talking to my co-workers: “Get off of me, you filthy beast of meat and hair!” or, “Which customer do you have?” “The filthy beast of meat and hair.” [/QUOTE] oh shit you’re right! I nominate this one for designated review. No contest Best name ever! Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair!!! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/34 "2007-10-28T04:17:23Z")
Sometimes I wonder what happened to **Go you big red fire engine**. That was a pretty good name. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/35 "2007-10-28T05:31:29Z")
[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong] **Czarcasm** is the best name ever. [/QUOTE] Anyone else remember how that came about? Slythe, his name used to be. He held a competition for a new user name, and Czarcasm won. The runner up was Chicken of Bristol, which AFAIK is still available. Why the hell this is lodged in my memory I’ll never know. ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/36 "2007-10-28T05:36:19Z")
Wow, I’m honored! I love **Surrender Dorothy** , **Cometothedarksidewehavecookies** and loved **Go you big red fire engine.** I sing Quadop the Mercotan. Czarcasm appeals to me on so many different levels… ---
**Author:** ![Paladud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Paladud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paladud)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/37 "2007-10-28T05:43:55Z")
Der Trihs - sounds sinister and German until you flip the words. ---
**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/38 "2007-10-28T06:08:21Z")
Nothing, IMO will ever top **Satisfying Andy Licious** ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/39 "2007-10-28T06:55:19Z")
**Eats\_Crayons**. The underscore just makes it somehow. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/40 "2007-10-28T07:17:04Z")
Oh, yeah, lots of good ones here that I forgot. I hate to admit that I only recently “got” **Satisfying Andy Licious**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261.md?page=3)