# The All-Time Best Doper Names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261 "2007-10-27T20:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/41 "2007-10-28T09:25:20Z")
**Woodstock Birdy Bird** seemed kinda dumb the 1st time I saw it. Then I got the joke and had a good laugh. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/42 "2007-10-28T10:33:27Z")
I think my favourite was **Typo Mna**. **Quasimodem** is a great name (and great guy to boot). There was an obscure and weird one, **Tony Barber’s Underwear**. Tony Barber was an Australian quiz show host. Very cheesy, a bit like our Guy Smiley. I don’t know what was going through that poster’s head at the time, but it was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/43 "2007-10-28T10:58:38Z")
**Fireunderpantsboobs** , but she _changed it_?!? ---
**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/44 "2007-10-28T11:17:36Z")
Do you mean **Typo Knig**? I liked **7 Up Yours** , **rowrrbazzle** , **My Darn Snake Legs** , **I Love Me Vol. 1** , **bites when provoked** , **Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker** , others I can’t think of now… ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/45 "2007-10-28T11:35:54Z")
[QUOTE=buns3000] Do you mean **Typo Knig**? [/QUOTE] No. I’ve seen **Typo Knig** , but **Typo Mna** was first. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/46 "2007-10-28T13:35:20Z")
**Candid Gamera** ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/47 "2007-10-29T01:11:06Z")
**ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies** is my all-time favorite. I can’t even tell you anything about the poster. But I just love the name. I’ll second a fondness for names already mentioned like **Left Hand of Dorkness** , **The Chao Goes Mu** , **You with the face** , **Tequila Mockingbird** , and **Exapno Mapcase**. I’ll add **Why A Duck?** , **CrankyAsAnOldMan** , **Anita Vacation** , and **Happy Scrappy Hero Pup**. ---
**Author:** ![rbroome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/838e76/32.png) [@rbroome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rbroome)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/48 "2007-10-29T01:25:59Z")
[QUOTE=Oregon sunshine] I like **ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies**. Kickass user name. [/QUOTE] Another vote for ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies. I sometimes sing that phrase to myself. It rocks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/49 "2007-10-29T01:29:18Z")
There were a few posts from some one using the name **Shut the fuck up Donnie** ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/50 "2007-10-29T01:41:12Z")
There was somebody who used . as his screen name. I thought it was clever but he was told he’d have to change it. It must have made vanity searchs difficult though. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/51 "2007-10-29T02:30:53Z")
[QUOTE=Cazzle] **Fireunderpantsboobs** , but she _changed it_?!? [/QUOTE] Yeah, I couldn’t believe it either. That was a fantastic name. **Quasimodem, That Guy with Pants, CrankyAsAnOldMan**. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/52 "2007-10-29T05:22:55Z")
[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog] No. I’ve seen **Typo Knig** , but **Typo Mna** was first. [/QUOTE] I thought I was being original, but [NOOOO](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7256466&postcount=82). ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/53 "2007-10-29T13:13:39Z")
**Cheese Whia** always makes me laugh, because I remember her saying she’d meant to be Cheese Whiz, but she was so excited when she was signing up she made a mistake. So I read it “Cheese Whee-Ha!” ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/54 "2007-10-29T13:21:01Z")
Another vote for **Left Hand of Dorkness** It always makes me smile. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/55 "2007-10-29T14:17:23Z")
Aw shucks… OK. As promised, two cookies for everyone. Except **RTF**. You have to at least make something up about me if you don’t know anything else. No extra cookie for you! I guess your ears are supposed to burn when people are talking about you, but I seem to pick up KQED in my right bottom molar when someone sings my username. I’m rather partial to many already named, especially **FlyingCowOfDoom** , **Left Hand of Dorkness** , **Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker** (it could only _possibly_ improve if either it is your drag king stage name or that you stole it from a drag king act, or that you are letting a drag king somewhere in the world use it as a stage name…but even if none of those apply, it is still a great name.) and **iamthewalrus(:3=**. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/56 "2007-10-29T17:54:19Z")
A couple of good ones not mentioned are **Dewey Cheatem Undhow** , **Miss Creant** and **Patty O’Furniture**. **Sofa King** was one it took me a while to get… And I can’t believe I’m the first to mention **Master Wang-Ka**! And while I agree that the name **FireUnderpantsBoobs** is to be missed, her replacement name of **AwSnappity** is pretty cool too! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/57 "2007-10-29T21:56:25Z")
[QUOTE=NinetyWt] While we’re here, what’s the meaning of that name which looks like **AKSMOTDSK** or something like that? I know I’ve spelled it wrong. [/QUOTE] **ASAKMOTSD** stands for “All-Seeing, All-Knowing Master of Time, Space, (and) Dimension”. It reminds me of the Steve Martin line that goes something like “I want to be the all-seeing, all-knowing master of time, space, and dimension. Then I want to go to Europe.” I don’t know if that bit is the direct inspiration for the screen name, though. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/58 "2007-10-29T22:06:50Z")
Wow, I didn’t know that most of those names were clever until I was forced to find the cleverness in them. Bob Loblaw? what’s clever about that? Oh! Bla Blah Blah! I did that about sven times in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/59 "2007-10-29T22:11:25Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] Bob Loblaw? what’s clever about that? Oh! Bla Blah Blah! [/QUOTE] Yeah, but it’s stolen from Arrested Development. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/60 "2007-10-29T23:35:42Z")
[QUOTE=Wilson] A couple of good ones not mentioned are **Dewey Cheatem Undhow** , **Miss Creant** and **Patty O’Furniture**. **Sofa King** was one it took me a while to get… And I can’t believe I’m the first to mention **Master Wang-Ka**! And while I agree that the name **FireUnderpantsBoobs** is to be missed, her replacement name of **AwSnappity** is pretty cool too! [/QUOTE] Thank you…I’m shocked…I never thought it was terribly clever [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261.md?page=4)