# The All-Time Best Doper Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 27, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261 "2007-10-27T20:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/61 "2007-10-29T23:58:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Cazzle]  
**Fireunderpantsboobs** , but she _changed it_?!?  
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I know I’ve said it before, but I liked to think that Fireunderpantsboobs was actually Bill Clinton.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/62 "2007-10-30T00:23:54Z")

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**Darth Vader’s Little Pal** (if I recall correctly)

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-best-doper-names/424261/63 "2007-10-30T00:33:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
**ASAKMOTSD** stands for “All-Seeing, All-Knowing Master of Time, Space, (and) Dimension”.  
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Thank you! I knew it had been alluded to in other threads, but it escaped me every time.

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