# The all-time funniest Google search!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-funniest-google-search/52112>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2001, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-funniest-google-search/52112 "2001-01-28T12:03:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-funniest-google-search/52112/1 "2001-01-28T12:03:52Z")

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1. Go to [Google.com](http://Google.com).

2. Type in ‘dumb motherfucker’ (without the quotes).

3. Click ‘Google search’.

I love the Internet! 😃

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-funniest-google-search/52112/2 "2001-01-28T12:11:46Z")

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It works even when you hit the Google “I’m feeling lucky” button.

😃 Way too funny!

Thanks **RTFirefly**

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-funniest-google-search/52112/3 "2001-01-28T15:36:17Z")

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I like this part the best:

“Note: If you have arrived at this site through inappropriate references via a search engine, please be assured that we did not utilize this language in our site, our HTML, nor in our internet promotion of this site. What happened was the result of a malicious act by a third party and we have pursued remedies through the efforts of our staff and attorneys.”

Their HTML code is clean, BTW.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-funniest-google-search/52112/4 "2001-01-28T16:14:33Z")

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You’re in luck RT, no one has [http://www.dumbmotherfucker.com](http://www.dumbmotherfucker.com)  
You should register it.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-funniest-google-search/52112/5 "2001-01-28T16:32:02Z")

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On the seventh link down on the search: “HugeDisk: The Men’s Magazine So Manly It Sweats” there’s a probable explanation for the search results:

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> On the first installment of our Ask Hester HugeDisk column we innocently ran a link from the words “dumb motherfucker” to George W. Bush’s on-line campaign store. The search engines noticed that we, along with a few other websites, endorsed George as a “dumb motherfucker” and adjusted George’s search engine rankings accordingly.

Based on his legal actions against [http://www.gwbush.com/](http://www.gwbush.com/) , I wonder how soon before W sues Hugedisk and Google?

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-time-funniest-google-search/52112/6 "2001-01-28T17:01:31Z")

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This has been done:  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57136](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57136)

done:  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57483](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57483)

done:  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57385](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57385)

…and done:  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57155](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57155)

already.

Yep, it is funny as hell! 😃