# The almost very nearly somewhat triumphant return of Crunchy Frog

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 7, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986 "2003-04-07T03:29:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/21 "2003-04-07T14:30:56Z")

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_waves and grins happily_

Good to see you!

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**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/22 "2003-04-07T14:42:37Z")

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Oops…sorry for a lack of legal credit when quoting. The above “Welcome Back Kotter” theme song was written by John Sebastian.

-Tcat

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/23 "2003-04-07T15:01:17Z")

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Hiya, **Crunchy!** Long time no see! Glad you’re back.

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/24 "2003-04-07T16:08:38Z")

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_Blinks_ Who’re _you_?

😉 [sub]Welcome back![/sub]

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/25 "2003-04-07T16:32:41Z")

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Hey - I’ve got a suggestion for you - Fashion Advice! I still have the image of your ultimate jacket burned in my brain. Certainly a man who can carry off that look must have lots of good suggestions for the fashion challenged among us.

Or not. Now that I’ve written in out, it looks kinda lame.

Oh well, good to see you again, **Crunchy**!

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/26 "2003-04-07T16:55:06Z")

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Hi Crunchy!

Giants rule! Cardinals suxx0r!

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**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/27 "2003-04-07T17:53:29Z")

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What kind of pie?

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**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/28 "2003-04-07T18:54:41Z")

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Oh, crap, I killed another thread.

Does this mean I can’t have any pie?

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**Author:** ![BurglarGenie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BurglarGenie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurglarGenie)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/29 "2003-04-07T22:52:38Z")

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No, the reason you can’t have pie is if you lose your mittens.

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/30 "2003-04-07T23:11:33Z")

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Man!! These few weeks have been just great for me! First **Zenster** rises from the SDMB dead and now, my other pet poster shows back up! This is just the icing on the cak…er, pie.

Welcome back and many, many hugs, **Crunchy Frog**. It just hasn’t been the same without you. And I mean that in a good way. Really. 😉

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/31 "2003-04-07T23:22:25Z")

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Glad to see you back, **Crunchy**! 🙂

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/32 "2003-04-08T00:18:10Z")

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welcome home. what have you been up to?

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/33 "2003-04-08T01:21:04Z")

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What kind of pie ya got?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/34 "2003-04-08T02:27:51Z")

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What about mini pies? Mini pies can be snacks.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/35 "2003-04-08T02:34:16Z")

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So can many pies.

Hiya **Crunchy**.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/36 "2003-04-08T06:38:00Z")

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So many responses, so little time…

**KCSuze** - there’s another tiny penis thread? Why?

**Cougarfang** - you damn well better remember me after you had Scylla _vulting_ the hell out of me for most of [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93472)!

**FairyChatMom** , you want fashion adivce from the guy who wore [this tux](http://home.att.net/~jskellogg/lynda/linda28.htm) to his sister’s wedding reception? Too bad you weren’t at last year’s ChiDope when you could have seen the Mood Jacket[sup]TM[/sup] in person and felt of its velvety goodness.

**Kyla** , yes the Arizona Cardinals are suxx0r, but I didn’t know you were a NY Giants fan. In fact, I didn’t know you were a football fan. If you want to talk baseball though, the St. Louis Cardinals are the SHIZZNIT! [sub](except for some of the pitching staff and the right side of the bullpen, but that lineup is the SHIZZ- aw screw it, we’ll be lucky to make the Wild Card this year.)[/sub]

**SilkyThreat** , everytime I see your name, I misread it as SilkyThroat and get all turned on. _rowr_

**rocking chair** , I’ve been up to finding a new job, moving out of my old place, then actually getting and working a new job which doesn’t allow me the freedom of virtually unrestricted internet access of the old job, which accounts for much of my absence over the past year or so. I’ve also once and for all broken up with my on-again, off-again girlfriend (that’s right ladies, come and get me!) and invented a special tool for the safe removal of toe jam and navel lint.

And hi back to everyone else who chimed in to say hi.

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/37 "2003-04-08T07:46:25Z")

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> KCSuze - there’s another tiny penis thread? Why?

Why not? ::shrugs:: Maybe it’s a vast conspiracy to weed out the “less fortunate” Dopers.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/38 "2003-04-08T10:19:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
> **FairyChatMom, you want fashion adivce from the guy who wore [this tux](http://home.att.net/~jskellogg/lynda/linda28.htm) to his sister’s wedding reception? Too bad you weren’t at last year’s ChiDope when you could have seen the Mood Jacket[sup]TM[/sup] in person and felt of its velvety goodness.**

Well, yeah, I think your advice would be a real help, especially for someone who _doesn’t_ want to dress like you! 😃 Still, I live for the day when I might see that velvety goodness for myself. That’s right up there on my “To Do” list.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/39 "2003-04-08T12:37:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by KCSuze \*  
> \*\*Why not? ::shrugs:: Maybe it’s a vast conspiracy to weed out the “less fortunate” Dopers. \*\*

I tell ya, they’re out to get me!

Welcome back, **Crunchy**. How’re them Cards doing?

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**Author:** ![Runadoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Runadoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runadoc)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/40 "2003-04-08T12:39:09Z")

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Good to see you back Crunchy!!! 🙂

Trish

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