# The almost very nearly somewhat triumphant return of Crunchy Frog **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986 "2003-04-07T03:29:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/41 "2003-04-09T05:59:26Z")
**spooje** - not sure what to make of the Cards this year. Great lineup, mediocre-to-below average pitching staff. The score tonight was Cardinals over the Rockies 15-12, and we had to come back from an 11-6 deficit to do it. Overall, we’re 4 and 2, and those 2 losses were 1-run games coughed up by the bullpen in the ninth. (Just if you didn’t know, don’t start me on baseball unless you _really_ wanted to hear an answer. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/42 "2003-04-09T06:06:08Z")
**CrunchyFrog** , you and my Dad would get along just fine. He almost breathes the Cards. I usually don’t watch the games unless I’m actually at the stadium. So we won, huh? When I turned off the TV, it was still 12-12. **spooje** , if you like I can forward you all the e-mails I get about gaining a prime penis. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/43 "2003-04-09T06:28:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > **CrunchyFrog, you and my Dad would get along just fine. He almost breathes the Cards. I usually don’t watch the games unless I’m actually at the stadium.** I’ll watch the games if they’re on. If they’re not on and I have access to a radio, I listen to the games. If I don’t have a radio (at work or something) I follow the score online. I’m a junkie. Not sure about your dad, but if you’re interested I can show you my balls sometime.\* 😃 \*[sub]My autographed baseballs. I have a collection of 34 with signatures ranging from Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio to Derek Jeter and Jim Edmonds.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/44 "2003-04-09T06:49:04Z")
Welcome back, Crunchy Frog. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > [B **spooje** , if you like I can forward you all the e-mails I get about gaining a prime penis. 😉 \*\* I’ll take 'em. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/45 "2003-04-09T06:49:06Z")
> [@](#): > > Not sure about your dad, but if you’re interested I can show you my balls sometime.\* Why, Mr. Frog! ::faints on conveniently placed fainting couch:: > [@](#): > > \*My autographed baseballs. I have a collection of 34 with signatures ranging from Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio to Derek Jeter and Jim Edmonds. Do you have one from Big Mac? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/46 "2003-04-10T03:42:52Z")
Wow- **Crunchy** has some very impressive balls! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/47 "2003-04-10T03:53:59Z")
Now now folks, remember what happened when other references were made to Crunchy’s balls. We turned all PC and stuff here:) Nice to see that you’ve come back dude. Lowered the average IQ in here, but still… Quit being a stranger and pick up your friggen phone sometime and give a yell! ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/48 "2003-04-10T04:09:54Z")
Hey **Crunchy**! Glad to see you’re back. I hope you’ve made plans to come to [ChiDope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=176166) in a couple of weeks. If not, you’ll have _me_ to answer to, _little mister_. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/49 "2003-04-10T04:13:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Wow-Crunchy has some very impressive balls! I’ll say! Jim Edmonds _and_ Joe DiMaggio! > [@](#): > > Now now folks, remember what happened when other references were made to Crunchy’s balls. We turned all PC and stuff here Do tell! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/50 "2003-04-10T06:04:47Z")
**KCSuze** - no I don’t have one from Big Mac, but I kinda-sorta did at one time. My ex-fiance had a crush on Mac, so I got one for her birthday a while back, thinking we would get married and I’d just sort of meld it into my collection. Turns out, we broke up and since I gave it to her as a birthday present, I can’t very well ask for it back. **Ruby** - I won’t be making it to this year’s ChiDope since I have no funds and no way of knowing for sure if I’ll get those days off. **KCSuze** (again) - **Turbo** is either referring to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=77221) which was started because of a sig line I used to have (and since forgotten) but I think it’s most likely about [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78581) which had its title changed from “My open zipper, Crunchy’s balls and his big wet ass” due to a request that we exercise a bit more decorum in our posts. The latter thread, btw, I just re-read, and at the risk of being narcissistic (which I am) I have to say I like my reason for not recognizing **Tequila Mockingbird** , who I had met a couple times before. She was wearing a hat. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/51 "2003-04-10T11:38:36Z")
Sorry, I don’t care whether you’re back or not, as I have always preferred chewy balls to Crunchy ones. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986/52 "2003-04-11T09:57:20Z")
Hi, Crunchy! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-almost-very-nearly-somewhat-triumphant-return-of-crunchy-frog/166986.md?page=2)