The Alphabet

Oh, I don’t ever use the semicolon as it’s a male chauvinistic symbol

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It subliminally shows a sperm approaching an egg. The meaning of course being that a woman is not a whole entity in and of herself unless she has a man to give her a sperm.

It’s a constant reminder of repression.

male dominated society instituted the semicolon as it became threatened by the much stronger symbol of female unity, the full colon

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But, since the full colon remained in usage despite man’s best attmempts to counter it, another symbol grew into popular usage. “The quote.”

The male “paired sperm” symbol thus counteracted the unifying semicolon, and hammered into women’s brains the belief that anything important must be said by a man, since it’s surrounded by sperm.

That this is true can be seen by usage of the term “ejaculated,” to signify an interjection

i.e.

I copied and pasted from the “How to type international characters” Help topic in Word.

Hahahaha… I love that last post of yours re: the semicolon! :cool:

Thìs thrêäd ís wãckÿ.

-Lôõpüs

A, lowercase-B-with-topbar, B, upside-down-L…

The first four letters of Cyrillic. I’d type them in myself here, but I tried and previewed, and it wouldn’t work. I’d try the rest of Cyrillic, but I forgot the order.

ABCDEFGHIKLMNOPQRSTVXYZ - Latin alphabetic order.

Amy, Basil, Clara, Desmond, Ernest, Fanny, George, Hector, Ida, James, Kate, Leo, Maud, Neville, Olive, Prue, Quentin, Rhoda, Susan, Titus, Una, Victor, Winnie, Xerxes, Yorick and Zillah
If you tongue is both quick and slick you can fit all those names into the alphabet song. Most amoosing.

Also, the letter b happens to be a symbol of pregnancy. This is nothing more than evidence of the male heirarchy wishing to keep the women barefoot and pregnant.

Then there’s the d, which of course is poking fun at people with large butts.

And don’t get me started about capital P. Don’t even go there.

oh my lord.

What has happened to the lot of you?

Cite?

Actually… I’ve always been partial to the L.

Especially that song “Little Rebel L”. Remember that one?

~*Little rebel L.
He cried “Luh, Luh, Luh”.
*

:confused: Hey, Scylla, what have you been smoking? Let me know so I can avoid it.

Is this what happens when you stop Scylla’s medication?

Or is Scylla just bored?

I guess it’s just that time of the month…

And a colon actually looks more like *

This is the spanish alphabet:

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNÑOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

LL and Ch are no longer considered letters in case a genious wants to complain.

Hey - wasn’t that the same guy who did:
[ul][li]I’s Without a Face [/li]***A *, Little Sister[/ul]

Bee aye bee
Bee aye bay
Bee eye bickey bye
Bee ooo boo
Bickey bye bow
Bye you boo
Bickey bye bow boo.

alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel india juliet kilo lima mike november oscar papa…ummm…quebec romeo sierra tango uniform…err…victor whiskey xray yankee zulu.

Hm, five years since I’ve used that and I only had to think hard about q and v.

alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel india juliet kilo lima mike november oscar papa…ummm…quebec romeo sierra tango uniform…err…victor whiskey xray yankee zulu.

Hm, five years since I’ve used that and I only had to think hard about q and v.

I’m rather partial to these.

THey look rather cool, Dijon Warlock! I might use them… sometime, somewhere…

Actually, Flamsterette_X, you wouldn’t be the first. I used to collect grimoires (“authentic” books on magic), and several of those alphabets were given as “magical” alphabets in them. A more recent use of one was in the Blair Witch Project and (presumably) its sequel. Going to http://www.blairwitch.com/lang.html and clicking on the link called “Transitus Fluvii” will give you the so-called Witch’s Cypher, which is actually a slightly modified Chaldean 10 from my link with the last two letters (t and sch) stuck at the front to throw off the unwary. You think they could have at least invented their own script, rather than shamelessly lifting one.