# The Alphabetical Insult Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 9, 2016, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606 "2016-02-09T08:47:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/21 "2016-02-11T18:56:29Z")
Slide on out of here you slimy slug. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/22 "2016-02-12T05:19:04Z")
To the toilet with you, you tremendous turd ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/23 "2016-02-12T13:47:26Z")
None of your useless utterances, you uglisome unperson! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/24 "2016-02-12T15:22:06Z")
Veritable vituperation to you, vile viscious viper! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/25 "2016-02-12T15:23:27Z")
Way to go, wishy-washy wimp! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/26 "2016-02-12T15:32:07Z")
Go back to watching ‘Xanadu’ you xanthomic xenophobe ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/27 "2016-02-12T17:37:15Z")
You yammering yellow-bellied chunk of yttrium, I’m tired of hearing you yelp. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2016, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/28 "2016-02-13T13:00:53Z")
Beat it, you zoot-suited Zamfir-listening zombie. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/29 "2016-02-16T18:27:22Z")
After you, you ambulatory, amphibious archetypal aardvark! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/30 "2016-02-16T19:11:19Z")
Bugger off, you bucolic brabbler. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/31 "2016-02-17T04:23:25Z")
Quiet, you cantankerous cow. ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/32 "2016-02-23T14:53:46Z")
Deal with it dipstick. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/33 "2016-02-24T03:39:29Z")
You smell like elephant excrement ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/34 "2016-02-24T04:34:18Z")
You flaming field of fumigated fungus ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/35 "2016-02-24T12:18:54Z")
Thou great green gob of gooey grimy gopher guts! ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/36 "2016-02-24T12:52:52Z")
I’ve never met a hateful horrendous harlot before ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/37 "2016-02-27T15:22:25Z")
Deal with it, you ignoramous! ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/38 "2016-02-27T16:56:39Z")
Jumpin jehoshaphat you jism-breathed jezebel ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/39 "2016-02-27T17:00:02Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **Moderating** > > Multiple **WARNINGS** for personal insults. > > That’s a ban for you, and a ban for you, and a ban for you… While reading this thread today to see what I hath wrought, this post made me crack up the loudest. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2016, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/40 "2016-02-27T23:43:01Z")
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