# The Alphabetical Insult Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 9, 2016, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606 "2016-02-09T08:47:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/41 "2016-02-28T00:04:37Z")
some may like a lovable loser but your not lovable, loser. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/42 "2016-02-28T02:11:28Z")
You’re nothing but a mango-headed miscreant! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/43 "2016-02-28T06:09:55Z")
Ninny! ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/44 "2016-02-29T04:17:31Z")
Out with you, orangutan-face, with your offensively odorous orifices! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/45 "2016-02-29T04:27:01Z")
You’re more of a pudding-head than anyone Twain ever wrote about. ---
**Author:** ![czarcaztic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@czarcaztic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/czarcaztic)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2016, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/46 "2016-03-08T01:49:47Z")
You are, with no doubt at all, a quivering quiniferous Quoxite Quamble ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/47 "2016-03-09T02:07:15Z")
You are a rat-tailed buffoon! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/48 "2016-03-09T02:27:04Z")
You’re as sorry as a sassless Southerner. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/49 "2016-03-09T02:45:46Z")
That’s twice you’ve taunted my thylacine, you tassle-tossing Tiddlywink twirler! ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/50 "2016-03-09T02:58:15Z")
Untie your useless uvula! you unwanted ugly ungulate. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2016, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/51 "2016-03-09T03:06:14Z")
Dr. Smith: Vamoose, you visor-visaged Visigoth! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/52 "2016-03-12T21:30:29Z")
Witch ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/53 "2016-06-03T23:49:17Z")
Your butt reminds me of two xiphosurans! ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/54 "2016-06-03T23:56:44Z")
Stick it in your bum pocket you yellow-bellied yak bladder! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2016, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/55 "2016-06-04T14:12:15Z")
As I said above, you’re gonna need a bigger zoster. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/56 "2016-06-05T02:21:20Z")
All right, you adolescent acne covered ape! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/57 "2016-06-16T04:34:20Z")
Big-butted baboon ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/58 "2016-07-09T10:27:17Z")
Now listen here, you cherry tomato head! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2016, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/59 "2016-07-11T04:11:16Z")
Dipshit ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/60 "2016-11-17T04:09:44Z")
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