# The Alphabetical Insult Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 9, 2016, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606 "2016-02-09T08:47:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/61 "2016-11-17T04:21:40Z")

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You blew the dust offa this one, you flatulent effer.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/62 "2016-11-20T06:24:09Z")

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What do you have to say for yourself, giraffe neck?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/63 "2016-11-23T04:26:05Z")

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Who you callin’ giraffe neck, you hippo butt?

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**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/64 "2016-12-06T17:19:21Z")

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Horse faced, bird excrement

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alphabetical-insult-game/745606/65 "2016-12-18T22:40:01Z")

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> [@Brooky](#):
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> Horse faced, bird excrement

Shoulda been an “i”, you **I** gnorant Jackwagon (to cover the J’s, too)

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