JohnT :
…here I am, typing this on Android.
Back when I was shopping for colleges my older brother kept telling me to stick with him and he’d get me into Harvard. I scoffed, pointing to my nonstellar grades. he asked about my SATs (better than my grades) and my extra-curriculars. (Mea maxima culpaI) I helped get Don Rumsfeld elected to Congress and it would probably make him good for a recommendation letter.
So, I’m in Harvard when Bill Gates arrives. We meet in the model train club. I have an eye for talent so I latch onto him. Like a lapdog vs Ballmer’s junkyard pit bull we protect Bill.
But time passes and Ballmer