# The "Am I Old?" Test

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 17, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373 "2022-06-17T14:54:22Z")
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#### Post date: [June 21, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373/141 "2022-06-21T14:49:35Z")

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Skipping down from the OP …

I’m fine on 17 of the 23. The other six:

## Don’t recogize the name

- Bruce Forsythe
- Kaye Ballard
- Mummenschanz

## Recogize the name, but unfamiliar with work

- Ruth Buzzi (was she on Laugh-In? I know she’s a comedian, but no more than that)
- Charles Aznavour (‘Azn **E** vour’, I thought? Anyway, French actor/singer)
- Avery Schreiber (without looking it up, I have a memory that he is Liev Schreiber’s father and has another child acting today)

**My age:** early 50s.

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Geez … almost all the names I whiffed on guested on _The Muppet Show_ at one time or another. I watched plenty of _The Muppet Show_, so I guess those people didn’t sink in.

And I whiffed on Avery Schreiber’s kids (not Liev Schreiber) and I missed on the spelling of Azvanour’s surname.

Had someone showed me a picture of Avery Schreiber cold this morning, I’d have thought it was former _Today_ show movie critic Gene Shalit.

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I rescued Phyllis Diller from a snowbank when the Rolls Royce she was riding in got stuck.

I know all the rest but maybe one or two.

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> [@bordelond](#):
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> Had someone showed me a picture of Avery Schreiber cold this morning, I’d have thought it was former _Today_ show movie critic Gene Shalit.

Schreiber was on TV a lot in the '70s, including ads for Doritos, but yeah, he and Shalit had similar hair and bushy mustache.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/uMhXi-_8a4A/hqdefault.jpg "Avery Schreiber 1977 Doritos Commercial") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMhXi-_8a4A)

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#### Post date: [June 21, 2022, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373/145 "2022-06-21T15:20:54Z")

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It’s Bruce _ **Forsyth** _, BTW. Not Forsythe.

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> I’m 53, and I recognize most of them because they were all guests on The Muppet Show.

Oh 😐

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#### Post date: [June 22, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373/147 "2022-06-22T15:52:04Z")

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I’m 52 and Aznavour, Ballard, and Forsyth are the only ones I know solely because of why they’re on the list. Everyone else I’m familiar with. It makes me wonder, though, who did I likely I know when the show first aired? Probably it would have been

Ruth Buzzi  
Rita Moreno  
Jim Nabors  
Florence Henderson  
Paul Williams  
Sandy Duncan  
Avery Schreiber  
Phyllis Diller  
Vincent Price  
Valerie Harper  
Twiggy  
Mummenschanz

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I missed three. They’re all people I saw on tv or in the movies. I recognized Bruce F. because of Strictly Come Dancing. I never saw his early work on the BBC,

Age early 60’s. I rarely watched the Muppets.

It’s funny that I don’t remember the names of contemporary actors. I’ve seen recent films, but never pay much attention to who is in them.

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#### Post date: [June 23, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373/149 "2022-06-23T00:59:34Z")

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I read the list to my mom. She didn’t know what they had in common, but she knew who they all were. Of course, she’s also 86 …

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Never heard of: Charles Aznavour  
Recognize the names, can’t remember who/what they are:  
Bruce Forsythe, Kaye Ballard, Mummenschanz

Instantly got all the rest. I’ll be 72 in five months. George has been my favorite Beatle for 58 years.

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#### Post date: [June 23, 2022, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373/151 "2022-06-23T10:24:49Z")

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Yes, I got 18 of these.  
I’m 50 years old.  
It looks like “70s celebs who appeared on Hollywood Squares at some point…?”  
There may be more than one famous Bruce Forsythe, but if it’s the British game show host, I’m not sure how he ended up on that show…

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It’s curious to me that so many people haven’t heard of Aznavour. As a small town kid in the midwest growing up in the 60s, even I was exposed to him as he made the rounds of US talk shows (Carson/Douglas/Griffin) around that time. Well, that’s just me, I guess.

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#### Post date: [June 23, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373/153 "2022-06-23T14:21:00Z")

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Oh, should have noted the Burns & Schreiber connection. Jack Burns had been a producer on _The Muppet Show_.

Now I’m going to be thinking all day about atheistic communist frogs bred in Cuba eating people in Florida. When was the last time you got a call from Tampa?

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> [@Hippy\_Hollow](#):
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> There may be more than one famous Bruce Forsythe, but if it’s the British game show host, I’m not sure how he ended up on that show…

It was, indeed, the British presenter. As noted earlier in the thread, although Henson and the Muppets were American, _The Muppet Show_ was produced in England, by an English TV studio, and that likely explains the presence of both Forsyth and Aznavour (who were undoubtedly not well-known at all in the U.S. in the 1970s) on the list of hosts.

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> [@ftg](#):
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> Now I’m going to be thinking all day about atheistic communist frogs bred in Cuba eating people in Florida. When was the last time you got a call from Tampa?

They could be radioactive, too!

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zeVohFcjJ58/hqdefault.jpg "Hot Frogs2 For Eileen K..mov") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeVohFcjJ58)

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#### Post date: [June 23, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373/156 "2022-06-23T14:36:29Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Schreiber was on TV a lot in the '70s, including ads for Doritos, but yeah, he and Shalit had similar hair and bushy mustache.

Gabe Kaplan had a similar “bushy black hair and mustache” look in those days.

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> I got this list of names.

I got 18 because I don’t recognize some of the recent names. Your list needs to reach back further - William Bendix, Bob Trout, Gabriel Heater, Dionne, Jack Armstrong, Jack Doc and Reggie, Lum and Abner, Rochester, Harold Perry, Mercedes McCambridge.. Stuff like that.

I’m in my 80s.

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Yes and I remember watching it with the familiar ATV ident and being a little perplexed because the Muppets were ostensibly American. Makes sense!

Forsyth’s catch phrase was a call and response where he would say “Nice to see you” and the crowd would reply “to see you, nice!” He hosted a bunch of game shows like Price is Right and Card Sharks, IIRC.

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#### Post date: [June 23, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-am-i-old-test/966373/159 "2022-06-23T18:44:32Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> > [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> > 22 out of 24; I don’t recognize Charles Aznavour or Bruce Forsythe.
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> > I’m 57.
> 
> Same here, but two years older.

What I find hilarious is that while I recognized most of the names, the source of the list eluded me – in spite of the fact that I watched the first half dozen or so episodes of the Muppet Show just a few months ago on Disney+. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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If you’re 57, then almost all those people are people you’d have known independently of the Muppet show, so they don’t stand out as “Muppet guests” just as “people anyone of a reasonable age would recognize”

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