# The Amazing Race 3/3/13

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-race-3-3-13/651996>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 4, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-race-3-3-13/651996 "2013-03-04T14:53:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-race-3-3-13/651996/41 "2013-03-05T16:27:41Z")

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> [@FloatyGimpy](#):
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> I was oddly surprised at Max when he couldn’t drive properly. I was expecting a big freak out but he just quietly kept at it.

I felt a little glee the first time he failed so dramatically and was mildly guilty when he didn’t act like the ass I’d classified him as. I must say if I had someone talking to me like Katie was talking to him I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have been as calm as he was.

> [@zut](#):
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> So… although they’re both kind of annoying douches, neither seems to realize that the _other_ is, in fact, an annoying douche. If that makes sense.

This makes perfect sense and is the best way I’ve ever heard to describe couples like this. I like to think they’re saving two innocent people from each other.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-race-3-3-13/651996/42 "2013-03-05T16:28:52Z")

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> [@zut](#):
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> [Phil and his dad, season 13](http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/phil-keoghan/photos/195278/76287)

It took me forever to find, since the show title wasn’t in the thread title, but I’ve always loved [this imagined conversation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10335355&postcount=9) between Phil and his Dad, written by **Just Some Guy** after that episode aired:

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> Phil’s Dad: So son, you just stand out in fields waiting for people.  
> Phil: My job does have a lot more to it.  
> Phil’s Dad: I’m just asking since there’s a lot of standing.  
> Phil: We have to wait for the last teams.  
> Phil’s Dad: Your brother Chad’s veternary practice still could use some help…  
> Phil: _Sigh_
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> Phil’s Dad: Where’s yer kiwi accent when yer on the telly?  
> Phil: Fine, dad. I’ll tell them about the trip for coming in first using my accent.

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-race-3-3-13/651996/43 "2013-03-05T16:41:33Z")

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> [@Moonlitherial](#):
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> I felt a little glee the first time he failed so dramatically and was mildly guilty when he didn’t act like the ass I’d classified him as. I must say if I had someone talking to me like Katie was talking to him I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have been as calm as he was.

Me too. I felt like a jerk for happily waiting for him to act like a jerk and he never did.

Then the same thing with Katie doing doing the challenge with the syrup and feathering. I thought she’d be a complaining princess and she wasn’t, she just pushed through and got it done.

I don’t know, maybe they aren’t as bad as everyone thought they were.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-amazing-race-3-3-13/651996/44 "2013-03-05T22:17:31Z")

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> [@FloatyGimpy](#):
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> I don’t know, maybe they aren’t as bad as everyone thought they were.

He alluded to giving a beatdown to the country girls. He’s exactly as bad as we all think.

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