The anal Souperbowl people

Hey! This forum is for facts. Everybody knows that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name to KFC because it is no longer made with chicken. It is made with a genetically engineered organism developed at the University of New Hampshire to replicate the taste and texture of chicken. Get your facts straight, people.

No, no, no! They switch to KFC because Kentucky Fried genetically engineered organism didn’t test well.