# The angry Buddha **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 4, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764 "2002-04-04T13:52:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764/1 "2002-04-04T13:52:11Z")
Fuck you for opening this thread. I was that close… THAT CLOSE from Enlightenment, then you had to come along and FUCK IT ALL UP. Now FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764/2 "2002-04-04T13:57:26Z")
You Micks break me up! (d&r) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764/3 "2002-04-05T00:06:35Z")
Next we’ll eat all your juniper berries, too. ---
**Author:** ![Parameter\_928\_178](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Parameter\_928\_178](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parameter_928_178)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764/4 "2002-04-05T20:52:17Z")
\*\*Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764/5 "2002-04-06T03:49:02Z")
Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Buddha-Sarasponda, sarasponda, sarasponda, retsetset. Sarasponda-sarasponda, sarasponda, retsetset. A doh-ray-oh, a-doh-ray-boom-day-… What!? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764/6 "2002-04-06T04:28:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*Fuck you for opening this thread. > > I was that close… THAT CLOSE from Enlightenment, then you had to come along and FUCK IT ALL UP. > > Now FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. \*\* Fuck you back big buddy. The path to enlightment is your own. Those in the way are actually helping you on the path. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764/7 "2002-04-06T05:46:33Z")
\ Now do you understand? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764/8 "2002-04-06T05:59:33Z")
When the question is common The answer is also common. When the question is sand in a bowl of boiled rice The answer is a stick in the soft mud and the most brutal karmic ass kicking you will ever receive, so ferocious will be this ass kicking that it will make all previous ass kickings seem like the gentle kiss of a raindrop rolling off a cherry blossom petal onto your nose. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-angry-buddha/101764/9 "2002-04-06T06:57:16Z")
Yoshi asked his master, “What is the Buddha?” His master replied, “Three pounds of flax.” At that moment Yoshi became enlightened. Beware a man who’s rich in flax. His morals may be sadly lax.