# The Ann Coulter TALKING ACTION FIGURE!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/217682>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/217682 "2003-12-08T03:49:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/217682/1 "2003-12-08T03:49:31Z")

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[http://www.conservativebookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod\_cd=C6230&sour\_cd=ANB000101](http://www.conservativebookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=C6230&sour_cd=ANB000101)

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> Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too!

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**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/217682/2 "2003-12-08T04:15:02Z")

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I feel a sudden urge to buy one and put it in Barbie’s Dream House with the Flight Suit Action George W. Bush doll, for some reason…

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/217682/3 "2003-12-08T04:50:09Z")

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One word: voodoo.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/217682/4 "2003-12-08T05:24:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Atreyu \*  
> \*\*One word: voodoo. \*\*

Definately.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ann-coulter-talking-action-figure/217682/5 "2003-12-08T05:52:16Z")

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Is she anatomically correct? And by that of course I mean, is her mouth ten times the size of her brain?