# The Anna Nicole add-your-own-adventure thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anna-nicole-add-your-own-adventure-thread/123230>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 10, 2002, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anna-nicole-add-your-own-adventure-thread/123230 "2002-08-10T02:38:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anna-nicole-add-your-own-adventure-thread/123230/21 "2002-08-12T12:27:43Z")

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Anna: Wow sweetie, that shore is a big, pretty knife you have there…it just makes me hot, you know, I think I need to masturbate…hey, what are you doing…AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  
[stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab]

[THUD]

[applause]

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anna-nicole-add-your-own-adventure-thread/123230/22 "2002-08-12T18:50:28Z")

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Hmmm…methinks I should take an evening off from surfing the net for errr…ummm…errr…collectible porcelin antique teddy bears [sub]yeah, that’ll fool 'em. They won’t think that really means porn[/sub] and see this culturally enlightening entertainment. Is it on PBS? The Christian Broadcasting Network perhaps? Would someone please be so kind as to tell me?

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anna-nicole-add-your-own-adventure-thread/123230/23 "2002-08-13T04:44:49Z")

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It’s on E! Entertainment Network. Check your local listings.

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