# The Anonymous Message Server **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978 "2004-10-19T04:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/41 "2004-10-20T03:50:03Z")
I got another “reply-to-someone’s reply” when I left something about truth and doubt. > [@](#): > > “My head is starting to hurt.” > I have some Tylenol, and some Advil, if you need any. Just let me know. > I also have chocolate candy bars, if you think that would work better. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/42 "2004-10-20T04:09:17Z")
Just got one that says: > [@](#): > > So what exactly makes a person crazy? Am I crazy because I want to hurt myself? Am I crazy for being so lonely? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/43 "2004-10-20T04:19:46Z")
I just put in a complaint about being bored and got back the entire lyrics to, what’s-the-song-title, “So Happy Together”? This one: > [@](#): > > Imagine me and you, I do > I think about you day and night > It’s only right > To think about the girl you love > And hold her tight > So happy together (I won’t paste the entire thing, cuz that would make the mods sad.) ---
**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/44 "2004-10-20T04:36:45Z")
That’d indeed be The Turtles, So Happy Together. It’s a song that can play endlessly in my head and make boredom seem like a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/45 "2004-10-20T05:31:22Z")
I left something about a site I’d rather not link to on here, and got this in return: > [@](#): > > ``` > bang! said the birdie. > > otherwise titled, when window met pigeon. > > ``` Hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/46 "2004-10-20T05:44:30Z")
> [@](#): > > ok b;b; jb; jb; jb;ojb;ojb’;ob Very intellectual. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/47 "2004-10-20T06:10:19Z")
I left a link to [Nin Jiom Cough Medicine](http://www.asianmerchant.com/ninjiompeipa.html), and got this in return: > [@](#): > > Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. More intellectual than **Nightwatch Trailer** ’s, at any rate. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/48 "2004-10-20T06:10:27Z")
> [@](#): > > this site gets pretty lame. Well, if that’s not wisdom for the ages, I don’t know what is. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/49 "2004-10-20T11:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > There is a spoon on my desk, next to some change. Almost, but not quite enough for a can of coke. I’d love to send some more, but I’m broke. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/50 "2004-10-20T11:41:03Z")
This is kinda fun! I put in: Do you like me? I like you! Please like me! And I got: > [@](#): > > y’know, all these urges can be so very very misread. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/51 "2004-10-20T11:47:18Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > It said: > > > [@](#): > > > > RoxellRoxell Bowshot Whoever put that one on there [knows me](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=191098&p=3575457). OK folks, own up - who was it? ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/52 "2004-10-20T12:15:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Roxell Roxell Bowshot. I’ll give you a hint. I was banned from the SDMB after less than 20 posts. No thtat that tells _me_ anything, but you guys might have some idea. ---
**Author:** ![Low\_Key\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@Low\_Key\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Low_Key_1)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/53 "2004-10-20T13:20:42Z")
Hmmm… what a strange mystery. I have also recieved a Roxell Roxell Bowshot message from Anon. Message Server. I think it said > [@](#): > > Roxell Roxell Bowshot. Pass it on. …or words to that effect. I like this thing. ALthough, sometimes I feel like messaging the people back which is slightly frustrating… ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/54 "2004-10-20T18:23:40Z")
> [@](#): > > The message which has been left for you is: > > see my hiney white and shiney bwahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/55 "2004-10-21T00:41:05Z")
I just got > [@](#): > > My stapler is green. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/56 "2004-10-21T00:55:58Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > Ha ha. Okay, lets just try this one more time. Alas, it was not meant to be. But I sincerely appreciate the effort. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/57 "2004-10-21T00:58:51Z")
Doh! Cursed submit-too-soon typo. Unless you wrote: > [@](#): > > The ageless philosophy of Ralph Wiggum: > That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things. > I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning. > > My worm crawled in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another? > > Sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking! > > My cat’s breath smells like cat food. …which is actually the most entertaining one I’ve received so far. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/58 "2004-10-21T01:08:37Z")
Haha! That one was mine. I just got: > [@](#): > > “I have some bad news about Skippy, boys. He was hit by three cars.” > “But he was my favorite little brother!” > > SDMB! I forgot what I entered, though, because my sister is distracting me with IMs about Build-A-Bears. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/59 "2004-10-21T02:02:47Z")
Hah! **Kat** , that was mine you got. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/60 "2004-10-21T02:47:10Z")
Here was my response… > [@](#): > > im hungry, but it can soooooo wait! But the message I sent was just some whining about the Yankees, so I guess I kinda deserved it 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978.md?page=4)