# The Anonymous Message Server **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978 "2004-10-19T04:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/61 "2004-10-21T03:19:28Z")
I got: > [@](#): > > ooh ee ooh aah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/62 "2004-10-21T04:59:14Z")
Well. This is unique. > [@](#): > > JS: no, that was the person behind me! he kept inching them closer to my food and trying to break the jars over my head to force me to leave. > JS: all so he could get out of the store five minutes sooner with his pickles! > JK: You should have thrown one of the jars at him. > JS: they were all staring at me from the jar, thinking about how much they would make me smell if they could escape and attack me. > JK: Er… _starts to back away_ > JS: I could hear them plotting their attack. > JS: evil scheming pickles. > JS: I think they were really aliens hiding in pickle juice. > JK: That could be. Aliens can be sneaky. > JS: the man was growing them himself. > JS: he was the head pickle alien grower. > JK: Did you report him? > JS: and he was trying to infect me with their evil pickle juice. > JK: If you wear a tinfoil hat, that can protect you from infection. > JS: I was just about to, I think build a bear needs to hear about this, I think they might start sending letters trying to end my campaign for attractive cat stuffed animals. > JS: not jut a hat, pickle juice can attack anywhere you need a full aluminum foil costume. > JS: with only tiny holes for breathing, but there is a risk even in that, if it wasn’t deadly I’d say you should be vacuum sealed inside the aluminum foil containment bubble. > JK: What you need is to attach an air purifier to the foil costume. Profanity edited out. Won’t somebody think of the children? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/63 "2004-10-21T05:17:48Z")
I submitted one of my favorite jokes. In return, I got nothing but a URL: > [@](#): > > [http://geocities.com/wingsofpain](http://geocities.com/wingsofpain) I feel so _dehumanated_… ---
**Author:** ![Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hot_Buttered_Toast)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/64 "2004-10-21T06:23:21Z")
I put a quote, and I got: > [@](#): > > man i really hate random questions don’t you? Bleh. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/65 "2004-10-21T16:36:12Z")
I put a line from a song that’s on the radio… > [@](#): > > I don’t care if George gets hit by a truck > It doesn’t matter much because the Yankees still suck …and I got back… > [@](#): > > You know what? I don’t care! > Oh, you don’t care that I don’t care? > Well, I don’t care that you don’t care that I don’t care!!! So there! Hehehehe. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/66 "2004-10-21T16:40:45Z")
> [@LilyoftheValley](#): > > I put a line from a song that’s on the radio… > > …and I got back… > > Hehehehe. I got yours! Mine wasn’t very nice. ☹ :o ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/67 "2004-10-21T20:12:53Z")
I put in some stuff I was telling my friend Corey about S’s cell phone, and got this in return: > [@](#): > > ``` > I really really hate the people in my english class, they keep talking and taking my stuff i hate them all > > Just kidding > > ``` Nice… ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/68 "2004-10-21T21:04:26Z")
I’m not a guy, so I’d better pass the message I received on to you. > [@](#): > > Damn! Have you seen Yoko Matsugane??? > If you’re a guy, you should do a Google search on that name! Holy moly! Ehhh…the squishing-together-large-breasts look doesn’t do much for me. YMMV, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/69 "2004-10-22T01:39:11Z")
Thanks, but I am not a guy either! But any guy that reads this is welcome to have that message as his very own… IF that look does it for him, of course. 😉 I put in: > [@](#): > > I love my friends Jim and Eric! and got back: > [@](#): > > my message to YOU is that 25% of all people are queers. So if you’re on an elevator with three other people and they all look ok, then YOU’RE it. Ciao. No comment, except I’m definitely not of that sexual orientation… can’t speak for anyone else reading this thread, though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pasunejen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@pasunejen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pasunejen)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/70 "2004-10-22T01:58:13Z")
Left: “You look tired. Have a cookie.” Received: “Crows eat dog shit because it is full of protein and also shiny things.” I kind of want the cookie back. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/71 "2004-10-22T02:36:26Z")
I left: “Nothing’s happening… not that I expected to, anyhow!” Got back: > [@](#): > > There was a little girl > With a little curl in the middle of her forehead > And when she was good, she was very good > But when she was bad, she was horrid Oh well, what did I tell you? Nothing of any interest is happening! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/72 "2004-10-22T20:56:53Z")
Left: Three facts about African geography Received: > [@](#): > > My knee really hurts, and that’s quite sad because I am \<20 years old. Also, I really want something delicious to eat, but I’m not sure what. Maybe I’ll take a nap? How about you? Well, I’m not planning to take a nap, but I will be going out to dinner in about an hour. Hunter’s Pub in West Lafayette, if you care to join my party… ---
**Author:** ![The\_world\_s\_most\_deadliest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@The\_world\_s\_most\_deadliest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_world_s_most_deadliest)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/73 "2004-10-22T21:08:49Z")
**Flamsterette X** , I got your “I love my friends Jim and Eric” message last night! I wonder what the person thought that got my message: “There’s something right behind you…DON’T LOOK! It’ll know that you know its there…” ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/74 "2004-10-22T21:10:39Z")
I just got back: It’s friday, the weekend and two days away from work. Eat, drink and get very p\*\*\*ed… ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/75 "2004-10-22T22:59:10Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I just got back: > > It’s friday, the weekend and two days away from work. Eat, drink and get very p\*\*\*ed… Potted? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/76 "2004-10-23T22:20:14Z")
Sorry if this is a double post, but my message doesn’t appear to have gone through. Left: Three Dopers’ screen names, each followed by an anagram of the respective handle. Received: > [@](#): > > im blazed, hope all of you are blazed too. If that was posted by the same person who suggested yestersday we “get very p_ **ed", I’d like to know whether “blazed” is milder than "p** _ed”, a step beyond, or something else entirely. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/77 "2004-10-23T22:51:39Z")
I keep on getting my own message back, which is very boring. I put my last message up and signed my Doper username (so you’ll know it was written by me). Hope someone else clicks on my message! Let me know! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/78 "2004-10-26T07:10:43Z")
I put in: “Dammit, I’m more furious than I thought I was!” Got this back: > [@](#): > > ``` > VOTE BUSH/CHENEY > > Protect this country's sovereignty! > > ``` Nice… a political endorsement for an election I’m not voting in. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/79 "2004-10-26T07:14:04Z")
> [@The world's most deadliest...](#): > > **Flamsterette X** , I got your “I love my friends Jim and Eric” message last night! You did? Cool stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Kombucha\_ShroomPerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7c8e57/32.png) [@Kombucha\_ShroomPerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kombucha_ShroomPerson)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/80 "2004-10-26T10:11:30Z")
> [@AngelicGemma](#): > > I clicked on the link and got - > > > [@](#): > > > > Due to improper activity from your computer, access to this server has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the webmaster at smalltime dot com. > > I’ve never even visited this website before. :eek: I get that too, although I have visited that site before. I lack the technical expertise and motive to do anything untoward to them from my computer, so I don’t know whats up with that. Maybe I’ll email, it’d be nice to have that diversion back again… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978.md?page=5)