# The Anonymous Message Server

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 19, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978 "2004-10-19T04:11:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Vision\_of\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Vision\_of\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vision_of_Love)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/81 "2004-10-26T16:14:38Z")

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I posted

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> Today someone committed suicide at a subway station (which made me late) and I saw a jaywalking woman a few feet from me almost get hit by a car. Eek! (October 26, 2004)

and got

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> Why don’t you put your hutzhpah where your mouth is, coward.

☹

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/82 "2004-10-26T22:12:21Z")

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I left:

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> I’m going to phone all the girls tonight to see if they’re coming tomorrow or not… girls before guys, that’s for sure! 😉

Got back:

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> caitlyn smells like butt and is on crack

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/83 "2004-10-26T22:35:16Z")

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Left: A paragraph about John Kerry’s family background from a _Wikipedia_ article I had quoted in a couple of recent **SDMB** posts

Received:

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> Give me one reason to stay here, or I’ll turn right back around!

Well, if the person who typed that is neither a USA citizen nor an avid student of politics, he/she will probably leave the site for good after reading my contribution!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-anonymous-message-server/269978/84 "2004-10-26T23:55:56Z")

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Left: “Peasant’s Quest is driving me INSANE! Help, anyone?”

Received: “you astinkylikeamonkeybutt”  
That’s not very nice! ☹

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