# The Apollo Moon Missions Were Faked in a Studio

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 25, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949 "2013-03-25T21:15:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/61 "2013-03-26T01:17:26Z")

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What gets me is that these whack-a-doodles never, ever seem to consider that the rest of the goddamned motherfucking world was listening in to all of this using their own technology. For fucking out loud, it would have been impossible to dupe Russia, China, Canada, Australia, The UK, India, Germany, and about a dozen other technologically savvy countries at the time.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/62 "2013-03-26T01:28:08Z")

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And of all the math and science geeks and eginerds out there, this doofus alone was able to suss the plot out…

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**Author:** ![Pacific420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Pacific420](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pacific420)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/63 "2013-03-26T01:35:12Z")

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This should be on PrisonPlanet…

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/64 "2013-03-26T01:47:02Z")

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If the Moon landings are faked, why haven’t we got around to faking a Mars landing by now? I guess we don’t fake landings until we have the technology to actually do it, but just don’t because we don’t feel like it.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/65 "2013-03-26T01:58:46Z")

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> [@miss\_elizabeth](#):
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> All you dipshits quoting his whole post are just a fraction smarter then the OP is. I suspect you think it’s somehow funny. You’re wrong.

Seriously, why do you give a fuck? What was it about your post that made this thread so much better?

And you know what, Czarcasm’s post _was_ funny.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/66 "2013-03-26T02:01:10Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> If the Moon landings are faked, why haven’t we got around to faking a Mars landing by now? I guess we don’t fake landings until we have the technology to actually do it, but just don’t because we don’t feel like it.

I did a simulated Mission to Mars in middle school. It was so much fun! I was the mission reporter. I wanted to be the one of the two who were picked to go outside the ship and pretend to walk around Mars, but oh well. It was still memorable.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/67 "2013-03-26T02:07:55Z")

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> [@Santos\_L\_Halper](#):
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> Dude, you posted the **exact same thing** three years ago (on a sports forum, no less):
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> [http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/printthread.php?t=144487&pp=26](http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/printthread.php?t=144487&pp=26)
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> Haven’t you got anything better to do?

He’s posting it to every site on the internet.

In alphabetical order.

The fact that it took him three years to get from “ **SP** urstalk” to “ **ST** raightdope” just shows how dedicated he is to his task.

> [@AtomicDog](#):
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> Cosmored! You’ve been hawking this garbage around the Internet for years! Why did it take so long for you to find the Dope?

See above.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/68 "2013-03-26T02:21:54Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> He’s posting it to every site on the internet.
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> In alphabetical order.
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> The fact that it took him three years to get from “ **SP** urstalk” to “ **ST** raightdope” just shows how dedicated he is to his task.

And i thought the guy who is insulting the Universe(in alphabetical order) has an impossible task.

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**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/69 "2013-03-26T02:39:14Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> TL,DR.

sorry I don’t understand the meaning of this.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/70 "2013-03-26T02:43:02Z")

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> [@rsat3acr](#):
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> sorry I don’t understand the meaning of this.

Too Long; Didn’t Read.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/71 "2013-03-26T02:43:38Z")

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> [@rsat3acr](#):
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> sorry I don’t understand the meaning of this.

Too Long, Didn’t Read

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/72 "2013-03-26T03:07:34Z")

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> [@Cosmored](#):
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> \<snip\>

TS,DR  
(Too Silly, Didn’t Read)

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/73 "2013-03-26T03:20:54Z")

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TTSTL  
Thread too stupid to live…  
And as others mention, the OP is just discredited spam.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/74 "2013-03-26T03:37:59Z")

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Not just Spam… Discredited Spam.

Oh, the shame!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/75 "2013-03-26T03:42:33Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> And as others mention, the OP is just discredited spam.

I don’t know about that. Nobody who links that many YouTube videos can be all wrong. It’s against the Law of Averages or Newton’s Third Law or something.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/76 "2013-03-26T03:46:05Z")

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Was that one of those asteroids that just skimmed the upper atmosphere and flew off into space?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/77 "2013-03-26T03:47:08Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I don’t know about that. Nobody who links that many YouTube videos can be all wrong. It’s against the Law of Averages or Newton’s Third Law or something.

Right, even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in a while.

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**Author:** ![The\_Dord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@The\_Dord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Dord)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/78 "2013-03-26T03:54:38Z")

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> [@Santos\_L\_Halper](#):
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> Dude, you posted the **exact same thing** three years ago (on a sports forum, no less):
> 
> [http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/printthread.php?t=144487&pp=26](http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/printthread.php?t=144487&pp=26)
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> Haven’t you got anything better to do?

DetectiveDopers at it again! :smack:

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/79 "2013-03-26T04:03:25Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I don’t know about that. Nobody who links that many YouTube videos can be all wrong. It’s against the Law of Averages or Newton’s Third Law or something.

On the contrary. According to the Law of Tubular Rectitude, each and every YouTube link _compounds_ the likelihood that the person posting them is completely and utterly wrong about everything, always.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apollo-moon-missions-were-faked-in-a-studio/653949/80 "2013-03-26T04:06:09Z")

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Still, they are more cogent than are the posters at \<shudder\> Yahoo! Answers.  
The horror… the horror!

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