# The Apprentice 12/16

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 15, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971 "2004-12-15T15:14:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/41 "2004-12-17T02:36:56Z")

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So far it’s a Jen slaughter. She looks quite distraught.

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**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/42 "2004-12-17T02:37:06Z")

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I feel sorry for Jenn. ☹

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/43 "2004-12-17T02:37:57Z")

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WTF does a military background have to with anything?

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/44 "2004-12-17T02:37:42Z")

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NO votes for Jen? Dayam?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/45 "2004-12-17T02:38:31Z")

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Not a single person voting for Jenn. Wow.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/46 "2004-12-17T02:39:02Z")

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Gahh…this is just sickening to listen to.

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**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/47 "2004-12-17T02:39:34Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> WTF does a military background have to with anything?

It’s a publicity stunt. Try not to get too stressed.

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/48 "2004-12-17T02:40:02Z")

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This is brutal. Gaaah. I feel uncomfortable _for_ her. Enough’s enough already! Why are they dragging out the inevitable?

_Glances at clock_ Ahh, answered my own question.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/49 "2004-12-17T02:40:17Z")

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Sooooooo, since Kelly’s CO was in the front row and now we’re talking to the Kelly Fan Club, did we know the winner ahead of time?

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**Author:** ![raindog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@raindog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raindog)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/50 "2004-12-17T02:41:31Z")

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It’s a rout.  
Even her employer’s endorsement looks like a pity endorsement.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/51 "2004-12-17T02:43:35Z")

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What kills me is how enthusiastic they all are about Kelly not just “well, he’s the better of the two” but “he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.” I’m swinging to Jenn now just because it’s so lopsided.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/52 "2004-12-17T02:43:42Z")

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Perhaps they’re preparing us for a “surprise” ending?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/53 "2004-12-17T02:45:14Z")

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I would like to think so but I doubt it.

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/54 "2004-12-17T02:46:51Z")

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Go Jenn! (stupid audience… who needs 'em?)

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**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/55 "2004-12-17T02:48:41Z")

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“He’s proven himself in and out of the boardroom.”

Does that sound dirty to anyone else?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/56 "2004-12-17T02:49:23Z")

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> [@Rysler](#):
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> “He’s proven himself in and out of the boardroom.”
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> Does that sound dirty to anyone else?

I :eek: ed

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/57 "2004-12-17T02:58:03Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> WTF does a military background have to with anything?

It shows an ability to follow orders and (in theory, at least) a measure of discipline. Yeah, there are some louts in the military, but they’re not likely to last very long.

I’m not a big military fan, but even I can concede that a successful military career means something.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/58 "2004-12-17T03:02:11Z")

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I can’t watch this. Enough already! Let me know when they choose. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/59 "2004-12-17T03:07:01Z")

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She’s doing well with her defense of herself.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-16/279971/60 "2004-12-17T03:07:54Z")

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Hey, Lily… IT’S KELLY!!!

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