# The Apprentice -- 12/9/04

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 8, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768 "2004-12-08T16:59:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/21 "2004-12-10T02:27:17Z")

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Those two woman are children. If I were trump I would’ve fired them both right in the middle of their arguement.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/22 "2004-12-10T02:32:16Z")

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ah, phooey – the phone rang – what are the teams?

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**Author:** ![Amazingrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Amazingrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazingrace)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/23 "2004-12-10T02:34:39Z")

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Jen has  
[ul]  
[li]Chris[/li][li]Pamela[/li][li]Little Stacey[/li][/ul]

Kelly has  
[ul]  
[li]Raj[/li][li]John? I don’t know because he was so forgettable[/li][/ul]

It looks like Raj is plotting. This could be fun.

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**Author:** ![Amazingrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Amazingrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazingrace)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/24 "2004-12-10T02:35:46Z")

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And Kelly has Elizabeth. Hamsters ate Elizabeth

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/25 "2004-12-10T02:36:21Z")

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> [@Rysler](#):
>
> Trump totally gets off on watching those gals fight. 😃

No joke. He perfectly set it up for them to fight too. :rolleyes: Bye Kevin, Kelly you’re in – now as for you two ladies…

I’m with **twickster** here. I hate it. **MrValley** hit the mute button.

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**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/26 "2004-12-10T02:36:41Z")

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How long did it take Raj to start talking about his penis? Five minutes?

With Sandy gone, I throw my alleigence to Elizabeth! (Who is on Kelly’s team. And Kelly loves them. Heeeeee.)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/27 "2004-12-10T02:36:48Z")

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Four against three? that doesn’t seem fair.

I have no doubt Raj is plotting something – is it task-related or about getting some woman’s phone number, though? 😃

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/28 "2004-12-10T02:41:40Z")

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I think Kelly is a complete jerkwad. He bragged about his leadership ability and likes to come off as a manly man, but he whispers behind Jenn’s back like a 7th grade girl. Jenn overhears him (I think they deliberately made the walls of that apartment wafer thin), confronts him, and he totally pussies out: “I don’t want to talk about this with you!” My god, what a weasel. Talk about someone for whom I have no respect. I hope she kicks his lily white ass.

Another coupla things about Kelly I don’t get: why pick _Elizabeth_ first? If he were smart, he’d have left her for Jenn, who bitched her out and who I’m sure she doesn’t like. Then he picks Jon, a doofus who apparently hates him. Hmmm. What was that about “I love you guys”? That fell totally flat with them. I get the sense that neither Jon nor Raj like him.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/29 "2004-12-10T02:46:55Z")

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Jon and Raj have both come out and said they don’t give a crap about Kelly. It’s a lot different from last year when both finalists had genuine friends on their teams.

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**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/30 "2004-12-10T02:54:08Z")

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I’m sad. Sandy or Andy would have nailed the NBA task.

It’s good to see Kelly up to his old tricks–picking a female to ride to victory.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/31 "2004-12-10T02:54:58Z")

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That lady in the red coat who was breaking Jenn’s balls about the seating = bitch.

I hope it keeps raining forever on Kelly’s event.

C-Webb better show up or Jenn’s going to hunt him down and physically beat his ass.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/32 "2004-12-10T02:56:37Z")

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You know what I don’t like about Jenn? Her voice. It really grates on me.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/33 "2004-12-10T03:06:32Z")

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Okay – let’s draw the battle lines here. Who are you rooting for? (Not “who do you think will win.”)

Jenn:

**Diogenes  
Rubystreak**

Kelly:

me  
**Rysler**

Anyone else?

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/34 "2004-12-10T03:08:10Z")

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What a big fat meh.

I’ll watch next week, but I really don’t care who wins. The whole bunch of them are schmucks.

Fire em all, hire Troy.

(Forgot to say earlier: Bob Kraft, loved the thumbs up. :wally )

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/35 "2004-12-10T03:10:21Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Okay – let’s draw the battle lines here. Who are you rooting for? (Not “who do you think will win.”)
> 
> Jenn:
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> **Diogenes  
> Rubystreak**
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> Kelly:
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> me  
> **Rysler**
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> Anyone else?

I don’t even think it’s a question of rooting \*for/i], it’s about who we hate less.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/36 "2004-12-10T03:10:48Z")

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Whoops, that was a simulpost with **twickster**.

Put me down for Kelly, please.

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**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/37 "2004-12-10T03:27:12Z")

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I’m routing for Jenn.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/38 "2004-12-10T03:36:18Z")

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Does anyone else think that it’s pretty obvious from the preview who’s going to win next week?

I’ve seen a hundred beauty contest winners do the same thing. “Me? Really? Me? I’d like to thank all the little people, and mom, and my grandma, who’s watching from heaven, and oh, I’m just so happy!” :mad:

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/39 "2004-12-10T03:37:09Z")

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I’m rooting for Kelly, but I’m hoping that Amy will make a comeback.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-12-9-04/278768/40 "2004-12-10T03:38:11Z")

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> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> Does anyone else think that it’s pretty obvious from the preview who’s going to win next week?

It’ll be broadcast live. Don’t jump to conclusions just yet.

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