# The Apprentice -- 3/10/05 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 10, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817 "2005-03-10T12:15:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/21 "2005-03-11T02:16:03Z")
“A MILF is a mother I’d love to fool around with.” Um…close, but not quite. ---
**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/22 "2005-03-11T02:17:03Z")
Tana’s my new TV-girlfriend! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/23 "2005-03-11T02:20:11Z")
Erin would make a good vee-jay. She’s totally natural at it. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/24 "2005-03-11T02:20:33Z")
Has Gene Simmons had a facelift? Fluffer?!!?!?!?! I can no longer hope last week was an aberration. ---
**Author:** ![BigDummy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee59a6/32.png) [@BigDummy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigDummy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/25 "2005-03-11T02:21:59Z")
Tana does clean up pretty nice. “I am a MILF back in Iowa” ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/26 "2005-03-11T02:22:23Z")
I can’t see anyone to blame but John. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/27 "2005-03-11T02:25:22Z")
Tana pretty much owned this challenge. ---
**Author:** ![DoperChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@DoperChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoperChic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/28 "2005-03-11T02:27:58Z")
What was the amount for the losing team? I missed it. ---
**Author:** ![Spree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Spree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spree)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/29 "2005-03-11T02:32:00Z")
$11,000 versus $21,000 for Magna. ---
**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/30 "2005-03-11T02:32:59Z")
Trump likes Erin! Yay! (Sorry **Mully** ) ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/31 "2005-03-11T02:35:04Z")
Chris is doing a good job of not exploding so far…of course, it’s not over yet. John has to go. ---
**Author:** ![DoperChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@DoperChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoperChic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/32 "2005-03-11T02:37:52Z")
> [@Spree](#): > > $11,000 versus $21,000 for Magna. Wow. Huge difference! Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/33 "2005-03-11T02:38:31Z")
And…POW…there goes Chris. ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/34 "2005-03-11T02:39:56Z")
Chris took on both George AND Carolyn!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/35 "2005-03-11T02:40:07Z")
So much for Chris not exploding. But he survives another week. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/36 "2005-03-11T02:42:15Z")
Wow. I think that might be the fastest self-destruct in the history of the game. Two weeks ago, we all had him picked for final four, if not final two. Then, – poof! ---
**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/37 "2005-03-11T02:42:39Z")
I was actually laughing at my TV when Trump told Erin to keep talking. 😃 …Did Chris actually say he loved John when they hugged? I was busy celebrating the Death of the King. (How many of us were so certain he’d win the whole thing? Wow). ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/38 "2005-03-11T02:44:10Z")
Well, that took me by surprise… I thought that dogpile was going to lead to a different conclusion. (“Were you chewing tobacco at the time?” hee hee…) ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/39 "2005-03-11T02:44:48Z")
> [@Rysler](#): > > …Did Chris actually say he loved John when they hugged? I asked **MrValley** the same thing. I love you, John…BUT I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL! I can’t believe Chris got away with yelling at George and Carolyn. And why oh why did no one bring up the fact that John was a sexist ass? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817/40 "2005-03-11T02:47:24Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > (“Were you chewing tobacco at the time?” hee hee…) “We’ll have to help you stop that…” I think he kind of likes Christ. Go figure. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-apprentice-3-10-05/293817.md?page=3)