Mark Twain wrote a short story called “The Story of the Old Ram”, where an old drunk starts to relate the story of his grandfather’s ram only to get sidetracked off the original subject, then sidetracked off the sidetrack, then sidetracked ^3, on and on, until after ten or fifteen minutes of rambling he passes out and we never find out what the heck was the deal with the ram
Be extra careful whom you watch this movie with.
I took my wife to see it in the theatre. Being used to my obnoxiously vulgar sense of humor should have prepared her.
It didn’t.
I don’t know what made me laugh harder: the flick, or watching my wife grow more & more pissed that I took her to it!
I was there. I didn’t laugh. My mileage varied quite a bit since I don’t find her at all funny.
I also can’t prevent florist Friars.
I am a little surprized that Pat Robertson and his ilk haven’t raised a holy stink about this, seeing as how it seems to enjoy such a broad popularity. A good, graphic example of the moral depravity of scociety. Maybe somebody should send him the link 
enh, I prefer “not a monk” to “florist friars”. The latter I’ve only ever gotten fifteen minutes out of. The former I’ve run all night.
Due to a link in that Wikipedia article, I now know what a Dirty Sanchez is.
I never needed to know that…
I had to wait to get home to view this.
Umm, I really like South Park.
Umm, Eewwww Grosss!!!
Yeah, I just needed to segue to another joke, and that was the only long one I could think of.
Mark Twain sucked. You heard it here (way too long in coming) first.
In fact, I want my epitaph to read “Was first to say Mark Twain sucked”, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be true. Besides, I plan to get roasted.
Oh, Gawd! I didn’t look at the video box cover
very hard! That dog looks EXACTLY like our pug! My wife will shit bricks when she sees that. She really hated that film.
Since the OP was answered eons ago, let’s move this “discussion” to MPSIMS.
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