# The Arizona "audit"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [August 20, 2021, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239 "2021-08-20T21:16:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Temporary\_Name](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Temporary\_Name](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Temporary_Name)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2021, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/61 "2021-09-18T17:27:28Z")

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Quoting the same part of the article that **Buck\_Godot** did . . .

> Sources in Arizona have said that the state Senate review team was spooked by the [possible losses](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mied.350905/gov.uscourts.mied.350905.172.0_3.pdf) of law licenses looming over Trump’s attorneys, as well as stern [warnings](https://www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/doj-letter-to-fann-5-5-21.pdf) from the U.S. Department of Justice for possibly using investigative methods that could violate voter intimidation laws. As a result, they have been **editing the report drafted by the Senate’s lead contractor, Cyber Ninjas, and excising claims and narratives that are speculative rather than factual.** This has delayed the report’s release until the week of September 20, sources indicated.

Caused me to wonder why there were narratives and claims that are nonfactual to purge from the report. I mean, what chances do Trump and his agents have if they are going to be held to a _factual_ basis?? That is so unfair to them! The outrage of being denied innuendo, speculation, unsupported fraudulent claims-- everyone knows those are Republicans most reliable tools!

> [@RitterSport](#):
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> The other unbelievable part is that these nefarious evildoers would do this while also weakening the Democrats hold in the House, barely taking the Senate, and doing nothing at the state level. The Democrats were expected to do better in the Senate than they did, and they fucked it up, while somehow secretly importing tons of illegal ballots.

Now we can see how insidious and complex the conspiracy was! Very clever of Democrats to take all of those losses at various levels to topple the glorious leader! We must all be criminal masterminds

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2021, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/62 "2021-09-18T18:22:23Z")

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I see a clear connection between the confidence in victory that I saw from Trump supporters last year - without a corresponding attitude from Biden voters - and their continued belief in the Big Lie.

That may be a really obvious point, I dunno.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/63 "2021-09-21T16:25:08Z")

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The stupid is spreading.

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> The Daily Herald [reports](https://www.heraldnet.com/news/lawsuits-claim-2020-ballots-in-washington-were-manipulated/) the lawsuits in Snohomish, Whatcom and Clark counties seek a “full forensic audit” conducted in the same manner as one carried out in Arizona — which has so far yielded no evidence of widespread fraud.

Conducted in the same manner as one carried out in AZ? Wow. Speechless.

BTW, when is the AZ report coming out? Two weeks?

[https://www.khq.com/politics/lawsuits-claiming-2020-ballots-were-manipulated-come-to-wa/article\_44abc5d3-6fbe-522e-b38c-b70895e7decf.html?fbclid=IwAR1plkID\_RHTv0NfKkO\_Zv2oAEs1Jx6RTOgaXYBDiRIwfMKSzahrauZjpLA](https://www.khq.com/politics/lawsuits-claiming-2020-ballots-were-manipulated-come-to-wa/article_44abc5d3-6fbe-522e-b38c-b70895e7decf.html?fbclid=IwAR1plkID_RHTv0NfKkO_Zv2oAEs1Jx6RTOgaXYBDiRIwfMKSzahrauZjpLA)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/64 "2021-09-21T18:03:27Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Whatcom

As a Whatcom County voter, I can absolutely say my ballot was manipulated. I personally marked it with a dark blue pen, tore off the stub, and put it in an envelope upon which I used the same pen to apply an illegible scrawl just like the one on my voter registration down at the Auditor’s office.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/65 "2021-09-21T18:36:28Z")

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I cannot believe you admitted this on a public forum! Cyber Ninjas are nearly to your house!!! It was nice knowing you.

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**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/66 "2021-09-21T18:50:28Z")

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Completely surprised to not see Skagit County in this mess. there are still plenty of trump and Culp signs all over the valley.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/67 "2021-09-21T20:14:21Z")

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I love how they refuse to say which race(s) they think were part of this “conspiracy.” [Whatcom](https://results.vote.wa.gov/results/20201103/whatcom/), [Snohomish](https://results.vote.wa.gov/results/20201103/snohomish/), and [Clark](https://results.vote.wa.gov/results/20201103/clark/) voted exactly the way you would expect those counties to vote. There isn’t a single result that is in any way surprising (even the spreads are pretty much what you’d expect). We have a good, solid election system and it works - why are they trying to take down democracy?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/68 "2021-09-21T20:22:05Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> [Whatcom](https://results.vote.wa.gov/results/20201103/whatcom/), [Snohomish](https://results.vote.wa.gov/results/20201103/snohomish/), and [Clark](https://results.vote.wa.gov/results/20201103/clark/) voted exactly the way you would expect those counties to vote.

TBH, I have no idea how my county voted. I know how I voted, and how the state overall voted, and my guy won the Presidency.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/69 "2021-09-21T20:23:24Z")

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I live in King County. You will always know how my county voted. It’s extremely deep blue.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/70 "2021-09-21T20:29:18Z")

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Enumclaw. Enumclaw is in King County.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/71 "2021-09-21T20:29:38Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> why are they trying to take down democracy

Because destruction of democracy is all they have left at this point.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/72 "2021-09-21T20:36:00Z")

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Enumclaw is in King County but most of King County isn’t in Enumclaw. 😉

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/73 "2021-09-21T20:56:26Z")

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I wonder how Culp’s fight is going? 🤣

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2021, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/74 "2021-09-21T21:00:18Z")

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Culp gave up, he’s running for a US House seat instead. He withdrew his lawsuit a month after filing it.

Unless the new bid for Congress is the fight you mean.

> **[Failed governor candidate Loren Culp to run for US House](https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/failed-governor-candidate-loren-culp-run-us-house/OFC3ZCEZKFCYHE4IFLTLTZKXDA/)**
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> Culp, a Trump supporter who lost badly to Democratic Gov. Jay Inslee, spent months after the November election claiming the outcome was rigged

I love that the AP didn’t just call him a “former” candidate, they put the “failed” in there. 😃

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/75 "2021-09-22T14:09:50Z")

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I hadn’t seen anything for a while from him. I know he continued to milk donations from his supporters to “fight the steal” in his failed guv run.

Culp vs Newhouse will be interesting. Trumpsters hate Newhouse since he voted for impeachment.

> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I love that the AP didn’t just call him a “former” candidate, they put the “failed” in there.

I also like this line:

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> Culp, a Trump supporter who lost badly to Democratic Gov. Jay Inslee

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/76 "2021-09-24T03:33:30Z")

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Uh oh Spaghettios:

> **[Hand count in audit affirms Biden beat Trump, as Maricopa County said in...](https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/elections/2021/09/23/arizona-audit-draft-report-confirms-biden-beat-trump-2020/5835521001/)**
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> The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/77 "2021-09-24T03:38:43Z")

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Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!

Good news, everyone!

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/78 "2021-09-24T07:20:46Z")

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Those nefarious Democrats! They must have hacked the voting machines to _give_ votes to Trump, because they knew the Republicans would do an audit and completely embarrass themselves in the end. This is worse than the time the Democrats said vaccines were great because they knew Republicans wouldn’t take them then.

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/79 "2021-09-24T11:43:22Z")

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Laugh all you want at the clownishness with which the Arizona audit went down, but it’s accomplishing what Republicans want – normalizing such audits for the next election. The Texas Secretary of State yesterday announced an audit of voting in four large Democratic-leaning counties with no reason given and despite the fact that Trump won Texas. I’m sure that’ll largely confirm the votes there as well.

There was never a chance that any of this was going to overturn the 2020 election. The goal here is to make such audits seem normal and non-threatening. The outcome of the Arizona audit helps with that – see how ridiculous it was how big a deal liberals made out of it?

And in 2024 they’ll be ready _before_ the voting starts to vote suppress and tactically launch “audits” immediately after election day so that they can reverse enough votes before the results are certified.

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2021, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-arizona-audit/949239/80 "2021-09-24T11:43:32Z")

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Not to be deterred, Texas now wants to audit their 2020 results. To take attention away from all the Covid deaths, I suppose.

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