# The "asian prostitute" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 14, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asian-prostitute-thread/155011 "2003-02-14T06:02:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asian-prostitute-thread/155011/21 "2003-02-14T16:05:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by friedo \* > \*\ ***Coldfire** can do whatever the fuck he wants. Not only is he Dutch, but he’s _on fire_ and still manages to be ice cold. You know what kinda balls you need to be able to do that? Balls the size of grapefruits, at least. > > **Coldfire** is a free agent. He has diplomatic immunity in the whole fucking world. He can close a thread, punch your cat and kick your dog. And to top it all off, he can make passionate love to your mother, bringing her to multiple orgasms, right in the middle of a public park. The worst that will happen to him is a dissaproving glare from a prudish schoolmarm. > > **Coldfire** can fly. He can change colors to blend in with his environment. He can become invisible. In his spare time, he uses his telekinetic abilities to to cause coolant failures in automobiles belonging to hot young Dutch girls, just so he can pull up in his black Corvette and “rescue” them. > > **Coldfire** has been seen winning a pissing contest against Arnold Schwarzenegger. He can slam dunk a medicine ball in a regulation net. **Coldfire** can hit a home-run with a bat made of noodles, and he can do similarly amazing things in bizarre Dutch sports involving windmills. > > Please don’t question **Coldfire** ’s abilities ever again. \*\* **Coldfire** is _obviously_ a ninja. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asian-prostitute-thread/155011/22 "2003-02-14T16:07:34Z")
**Coldfire** : So incredibly sweet he makes me crap my pants! ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asian-prostitute-thread/155011/23 "2003-02-14T18:41:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Are you the guys who used to taunt the little freckled girl in third grade? Tgwaty is hosting one of the [best threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=161530) going right now. He’s new here. He followed board guidelines and asked a question about a moderator’s actions here in the Pit. Quit being jackasses. \*\* Oh, come on! His question got answered. The only “taunting” that occured (which was really more in the way of good-natured ribbing, IMO) was in response to **samarm** ’s little joke. Apart from **Kamandi** ’s somewhat rude reponse, that is. That was maybe a little uncalled for, but certainly not unusual by Pit standards. This is a big boy forum, and **TGWATY** is a big boy. He can certainly handle himself against little jabs like that. He was a prison guard, for crying out loud. Incidentally though, while I’m here…I didn’t post to that thread (Ask the Prison Guard) because I had nothing to contribute, but I’ve been following it, and it really is a great one. Thanks for it, **TGWATY** , and welcome! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asian-prostitute-thread/155011/24 "2003-02-14T19:12:07Z")
> [@](#): > > If I closed everything I didn’t like, MPSIMS would be emptier and the Pit would be fuller. Man, what a great sig line. ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asian-prostitute-thread/155011/25 "2003-02-14T19:43:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TGWATY \* > \*\*Practice your reading skills, Kamandi, and take another look my original question. Now does redundancy fall under “rules” or “I don’t happen to like this?” \*\* I’m guessing **Coldfire** dislikes redundancy. Is this a “rule”? Maybe not explicitly, but it’s just common sense. This board is big enough without thread clones cluttering up the place. It’s not a judgement call in the sense that shutting both threads down for being too unsavory for the board would be. > [@](#): > > \*\*I was just wanting to know if this is the kind of board where anything goes as long as it doesn’t explicitly violate a rule, or is it one where moderators exercise personal judgment calls about what is appropriate? > > In the latter case, you get surprised more often. \*\* You’ll find that the moderators here are generally fair and even-handed in exercising their personal judgement. Pretty much anything goes here, unless it’s illegal (as in asking how to do an illegal thing) or excessively stupid. After a few weeks you’ll get the hang of this place and won’t be surprised by most moderators’ actions. > [@](#): > > \*\*Now I know I have to keep in mind that after going to the trouble of starting a thread, it might get shut down **unexpectedly**. It makes one a little more cautious. \*\* Being a little cautious about what you post is good. It’ll keep your threads from being shut down unexpectedly. Having said that, I’d like to apologise for being a little snippy in my first post to you. I thought **Coldfire’s** note was abundantly clear, but that doesn’t mean I have to jump your shit when I point it out to you. I should have taken my own advice. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asian-prostitute-thread/155011/26 "2003-02-14T20:15:51Z")
I’d have been impressed if **friedo** ’s list included that **Coldfire** can swear like **Manhattan** when closing a thread. where does one hide from a Dutch ninja? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asian-prostitute-thread/155011.md?page=1)