# The "Ask the..." Anthology Version3.0

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2007, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983 "2007-11-02T07:03:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/1 "2007-11-02T07:03:59Z")

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Well, it was that time of year again. A year exactly since this was last updated…so I just spend the last hour and a half adding all of the ones in the last year to the list. And let me tell you, it was a lot.

MOST of the “Ask the…” topics are here…however **if your topic only had seven or fewer replies** I didn’t include it. Sorry. 😛 However if you link to one I missed in this topic, I’ll add it next year, I promise.

This list is composed of “Ask the…” threads from all over. MPSIMS, IMHO, CS, GD, and even some from the Pit.

Happy reading. Oh, and feel free to report any non-working/now broken ones. I’ll remove these ones next year.

**Age/Time Specific**

[Ask the _Other_ Teenager](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=196225)\*  
[Ask the 50’s Dad](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=335904)  
[Ask the 50’s Mom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=336542)  
[Ask the American Teen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=71759)\*  
[Ask the Australian Teenage Guy…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91939)  
[Ask the Canadian Teenager…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=307123)\*  
[Ask the five year old child](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=239597) [Ask the male teenager](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=170127)\*  
[Ask the nomadic Mormon teenager](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151489)  
[Ask the other teenage guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=175969)\*  
[Ask the pimply teenage fast food worker](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=362522)  
[Ask the Teenager!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=133457)\*

**Jokes, Parodies and “Teh funny”**

[Ask Hulk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160373)  
[Ask a Moron!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=308073)  
[Ask that Hindenburg Annoucer Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28738)  
[Ask the ‘time traveler from the future’](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=222477)\*  
[Ask the Apathetic Guy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=32238)  
[Ask the Average Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=221960)  
[Ask the Cat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300768)\*  
[Ask the Cat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=362833)\*  
[Ask the Chronic Procrastinator](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91883)  
[Ask the Complete and Total Asshole!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436283)  
[Ask the Cranky Old Malcontent](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=401988)  
[Ask the Dalek](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=159393)  
[Ask the Dead Chipmunk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28939)  
[aSK THE DRUNK GUY!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=76403)\*  
[Ask the emu!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300107)  
[Ask the Easily Bored Person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=344679)  
[Ask the Evil Overlord](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=30467)\*  
[Ask the Evil SuperVillian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=190909)\*  
[Ask the evil villian who is about to kill you once and for all!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=222482)\*  
[Ask the Extraterrestial](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387924)  
[Ask the Felcher](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28739)  
[Ask the guy who claims he’s 4000+ years old](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=171767)  
[Ask the guy who doesn’t have any answers!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=211730)  
[Ask the Guy Who Doesn’t Like to Answer Questions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=134728)  
[Ask the Guy who has become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=210326)  
[Ask the guy who just lost a bet to the devil!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=44193)  
[Ask the guy who just saw Goblet of Fire](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=345235)  
[Ask the guy who knows very little about Puff Daddy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=293796)  
[Ask the guy who misunderstands followup posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=179141)  
[Ask the guy who say TROY!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=255218)  
[Ask the guy who will reply in image](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=202616)  
[Ask the Guy Who Won’t Reply to Any Questions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=159718)  
[Ask the guy who’s got a lot of time on his hands and enjoys talking about himself](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=299956)  
[Ask the man who’s having a religious experience RIGHT NOW!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=360850)  
[Ask the guy with all the answers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=382553)  
[Ask the hamsterette!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=150932)  
[Ask the hung-over, department-store Santa](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=226066)  
[Ask the kid who doesn’t know much of anything](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28621)  
[Ask the King of Awsomeness!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=187035)  
[Ask the Living Avatar of GURTHEK, Lord of All He Purveys and Pretender to the Flown](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=370164)  
[Ask the Mycon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=433154)  
[Ask the Passive Aggressive Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=439430)  
[Ask the PMSing Woman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91408)  
[Ask the person who has seen Mel Gibson’s THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST (spoilers likely)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=228226)  
[Ask the polydimensionally motile intergalactic alien.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306524)  
[Ask the Psychic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=212694)\*  
[Ask the Psychic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=369710)\*  
[Ask the Putz!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=29011)  
[Ask the Raving Lunatic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91166)  
[Ask the Supreme Leader](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=76057)  
[Ask the Time Traveler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=222291)\*  
[Ask the Toaster!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=222533)  
[Ask…YOUR MOM!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=220525)

**Member Specific**

[Ask Inigo Montoya](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=422131)  
[Ask Miss Nym](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=79840)  
[Ask Qadrop’s Kid!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=254028)  
[Ask SPOOFE!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=93495)  
[Ask Superdude!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=89543)  
[Ask the Governor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301843)  
[Ask Torgo!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28605)  
[Ask Winston’s Co-Workers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=348573)  
**Misc**

[Ask A Short Fused Pyromaniac With Issues Gal!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=96192)  
[Ask the AI](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=148876)  
[Ask the bandwagon-hopping #3 chick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=159991)  
[Ask the former stripper/current housewife( and mother)/raving bitch.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28836)  
[ask the guy taking a third sick day on a monday with a bag of frozen peas between his legs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=260265)  
[Ask the guy who lives around the corner and just likes to say things…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=416486)  
[Ask the guy who’s downloaded at the Retrosheet baseball data into a database.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=340199)  
[Ask the Iditarodaholic…also restaraunt manger…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=389236)  
[Ask the Internet Oracle Priest.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=284858)  
[Ask the Lord](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436347)  
[Ask the magic 8 ball](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=134109)\*  
[Ask the Magic 8 Ball](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=218020)\*  
[Ask the Magic Crystal Ball!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=147342)  
[Ask the Mythbusters!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413759)  
[Ask the girl with the makeshift Ouija board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=346373)  
[Ask the straight, white, married, employed guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=67940)  
[Ask the Wacky American Chick Who Watched the Soviet Union Collapse](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=380640)  
[Ask the white, male, upper middle class, somewhat conservative, taxpayer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=22836)

**Nationality, Race, Religion, or Location Specific**

[Ask the (atheist) Hindu](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320943)  
[Ask the Aid Worker in Iraq](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247567)  
[Ask the Alaskian Guy…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=89389)  
[Ask the American ExPat™ who lives in Brazil](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151511)  
[Ask Another Muslim Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=384340)\*  
[Ask the Arab Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=255835)  
[Ask the Asocial Korean Teenager Living in Guatemala…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=90927)  
[Ask the Baha’i Woman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=272680)  
[Ask the Black Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=90649)\*  
[Ask the Black Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=67952)\*  
[Ask the BLACK WOMAN!!! nothing is too ignorant…i hope…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=90611)  
[Ask the Brit bloke](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28301)\*  
[Ask a Catholic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=146621)\*  
[Ask the Catholic Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=98862)  
[Ask the Canadian, eh?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28683)  
[Ask the chick from/living in Missouri!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151554)  
[Ask the convert to (Conservative) Judism](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436307)  
[Ask the Doper who lived in the Boonies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=390234)  
[Ask the Drunken Irishman.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=441190)  
[Ask Eritrean Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=101273)  
[Ask the ex-Morman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=384571)  
[Ask the Ex-Pat (a Yank living in South Africa)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=329232)  
[Ask the fairly average British bloke](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=72792)\*  
[Ask the former Cuban Communist!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=410197)  
[Ask the Gora Sikah](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=343023)  
[Ask the Guy From Montana](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151371)  
[Ask the guy in Bagdad](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365124)  
[Ask the Guy in Mosul, Iraq](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=231186)  
[Ask the Guy in Saudi Arabia](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324734)  
[Ask the guy in Tbilisi, Georgia](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=211586)  
[Ask the Guy Who Claims to be from Delaware.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413773)  
[Ask the guy who went to the Episcopal General Convention](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=376678)  
[Ask the Hindu/Indian Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=92168)\*  
[Ask the Hindu](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=204626)\*  
[Ask the Indian living in India](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436388)  
[Ask the Iraqi Information Minister](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=178110)  
[Ask the Irish Bloke](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28480)\*  
[Ask the Irish Guy?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=169172)\*  
[Ask the Islamic Guys](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=32920)  
[Ask the Isreali Guy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=318337)  
[Ask the Jewish settler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=189548)  
[Ask the Kiwi bloke](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28756)  
[Ask the Man in Japan](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434881)  
[Ask the Melungeon!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=178221)  
[Ask a Methodist!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149450)  
[Ask the Mexican Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=109040)  
[Ask the Middle Class White Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=358389)  
[Ask the Mormon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=171366)\*  
[Ask the Mormon Gal!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=27968)  
[Ask a muslim](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149768)\*  
[Ask a muslim man](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=298943)  
[Ask the New Orleans Guy About Mardi Gras](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=360027)  
[Ask a non-practicing Catholic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=299441)  
[Ask the Northern Irish Person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=309194)  
[Ask the Orthodox Christian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=174984)  
[Ask the person from a small town in Southeast Kansas!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=152023)  
[Ask the Shi`a Nizari Ismaili Muslim Woman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=299927)  
[Ask the Singaporean guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=253253)  
[Ask the Swedish-born Egyptian guy living in California](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91659)  
[Ask the Swedish Chick!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=30818)  
[Ask the Turk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91168)  
[Ask the volunteer in Camaroon.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=403179)  
[Ask the WI guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=25899)  
[Askin’ the Alaskan](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=212407)\*

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/2 "2007-11-02T07:05:05Z")

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**Opinions and Thoughts**

[Ask the Anarcho Capitalist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=269547)  
[Ask the atheist, 15 year old, male Hoosier.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=307900)\*  
[Ask the Atheist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=285902)\*  
[Ask the Atheist Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=89018)\*  
[Ask the atheists](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151719)  
[Ask the Commie Bastard!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28364)  
[Ask the Conservative Christian Theologian!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=312436)  
[Ask the Conservative Evangelical Christian Hopeful Universalist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=148442)  
[Ask the Crazy Chick Who Believes in the Mythos](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304384)  
[Ask the Creationist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=316250)  
[Ask the Former Creationist/Biblical Literalist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=385590)  
[Ask the female Pagan college student…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=175454)  
[Ask the former John Bircher…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=299930)  
[Ask the Grammar Harpy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28432)  
[Ask a guy about abortion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=364384)  
[Ask the guy raised in an Orgone-energy-believing household](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=174960)  
[Ask the guy wearing a nice pair of brown wing-tips about love, life and his outfit](http://http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436264)  
[Ask the Guy with the Greatest Lawn Care Advice Anywhere! Got issues? Check in here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=122905)  
[ask the guy who wants to help you listen to better music](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=270677)  
[Ask the Guys who are in Love with Techchick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=31528)  
[Ask the Horsewoman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=272023)  
[Ask the Libertarian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151575)\*  
[Ask the Libertarian Objectivist Christian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28304)  
[Ask the Neo-Con!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=268701)  
[Ask the Neo-Pagan Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=68538)  
[Ask the Nihilistic Anarchist with unpopular ideas about the world](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=70605)  
[Ask the person openly bearing various prejudices](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=406400)  
[Ask the person who knows a lot about Irish traditional music.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296685)  
[Ask the Practical Libertarian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=163958)  
[Ask the quiet gal!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91460)  
[Ask the Randi $1M challenge applicant](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=394028)  
[Ask the Seminary Student](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=358133)  
[Ask the surrealist!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=234079)  
[Ask the Woman Who Had an Abortion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=399621)  
[Ask the woman who put a child up for adoption](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436257)  
**Sexual Preference/Gender Based**

[Ask a black gay guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=299717)  
[Ask “The Straight Eye for the Gay Guy”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=197992)  
[Ask Bi Guy, (or ‘Cheffie takes one more step out of the closet’)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=68566)\*  
[Ask the bisexual male teenager](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=196077)\*  
[Ask the child raised by two gay men](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=141126)  
[Ask the closeted bisexual guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=23013)  
[Ask the Gay Guy’s Housemates](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=88988)  
[Ask the Bi Guy; and, The Great Bisexual FAQ (Part 1)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=185105)\*  
[Ask the gay guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383022)\*  
[Ask the Gay KID](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=189893)  
[Ask the Lesbian!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=184958)  
[Ask a Man](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436548)  
[Ask the Not A Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=89467)  
[Ask the straight guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=117202)\*  
[Ask the “straight” guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=22767)\*  
[Ask the Straight Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=361944)  
[Ask the straight married turned lesbian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=405548)  
[Ask the Transgendered Person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=67415)  
[Ask the Uber Hetro-Male](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=405817)

**Talents. Hobbies, and Groups**

[Ask the (returned) Peace Corps Volunteer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=174471)  
[Ask the (sort of) Linguist Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=171156)  
[Ask the Americorps member](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258508)  
[Ask the Australian Gun Owner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365550)  
[Ask the bloke who’s forgotten more about cricket than you’ll ever know](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304929)  
[Ask the British History Geek](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28582)  
[Ask the BDSM Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=103355)  
[Ask the Chief Resident](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91405)  
[Ask the Dairy Farmer’s Daugher.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=376186)  
[Ask the DDR Player](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=194346)  
[Ask the Disney Freak!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=156859)  
[Ask the E3 Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=317857)\*  
[Ask the E3 Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=371761)\*  
[Ask the ex-Furry (please don’t spit on me)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=369086)  
[Ask the Firearms Historian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=399722)  
[Ask the Former Restroom-Sex Afficionado (in light of the Sen. Craig scandal)](http://http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434662)  
[Ask the Freemason](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=391621)  
[Ask the Geography Maven](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=30184)  
[Ask the guy who’s just read Lord of the Rings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=334492)  
[Ask the guy who knows way too much about Futurama](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=267797)  
[Ask the guy who knows way too much about the tsunami](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=348623)  
[Ask the guy who lives in a pro-dominatrix dungeon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=378227)  
[Ask the guy who plays too much Guild Wars…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=373861)  
[Ask the guy with a Zune](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=421294)  
[Ask the Harry Potter Nut](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=346171)  
[Ask the hockey guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321907)  
[Ask the Horse Person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436630)  
[Ask the irritated E3 guy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=371752)  
[Ask the Linguist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=415560)  
[Ask the NASCAR fan](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=384380)  
[Ask the nudist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28744)  
[Ask the paintball player](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=92726)  
[Ask the pro poker player.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=362377)  
[Ask the Recumbent Bike Rider](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=173934)  
[Ask the SAHM. Please. I need to talk to grown ups.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91477)  
[Ask the Soft Paws User (Kitty-Related Thread)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=205339)  
[Ask the Straight Dope Frat Boy! ™](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=197997)  
[Ask the Street Fighter Master](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=386014)  
[Ask the Terrible Advice Fairy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=163688)  
[Ask the Unitarian Universalist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=89333)\*  
[Ask the Unitarian Universalist (aka the liberal wacko)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=125679)\*  
**The Things That Make Us Different (but not any less of a great person!)**

[Ask the adoptee(s)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436251)  
[Ask the Anosmic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=379205)  
[Ask the Aspie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=206153)  
[Ask the autistic person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=256453)  
[Ask the chick with dreadlocks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151122)  
[Ask the Color Blind Dude…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=172192)\*  
[Ask the crappy eater](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=384471)  
[Ask the Deaf Person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=317333)  
[Ask the depressed person…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=437721)  
[Ask the Diabetic (possible TMI)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=316037)  
[Ask the drunk guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=22898)  
[Ask the fertility patient.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=404811)  
[Ask the girl with bipolar disorder](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=204780)  
[Ask the girl with glasses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=377874)  
[Ask the fat guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=90015)  
[Ask the guy being treated for anxiety and OCD…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=440878)  
[Ask the guy in Eyeliner!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=378808)  
[Ask the guy on dialysis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=323399)  
[Ask the guy who doesn’t make blood!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=233953)  
[Ask the guy who’s severely color-blind](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300083)\*  
[Ask the guy with a really small dick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252551)  
[Ask the Highly Sensitive Person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=339447)  
[Ask the hydrophobe!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=370592)  
[Ask the learning disabled student.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=152047)  
[Ask the man with one testicle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=159781)  
[Ask the only child](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=404436)  
[Ask the Paralyzed Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=68558)  
[Ask the person with an anxiety disorder.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=438014)  
[Ask the Poor Girl](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=163527)  
[Ask the right handed guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151559)  
[Ask the Self-Injurer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=379360)  
[Ask the Synesthetes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=387422)  
[Ask the Synesthetes (reprise)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=415432)  
[Ask the Twin](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=136233)

**Threads in a Series/Has Sequels**

[Ask the comic book guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=155200)  
[Ask the comic book guy 2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=195813)  
[Ask an Elf on Summer Vacation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=68056)  
[Ask an Elf Just Back on the Job](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=96550)  
[Ask the Muslim Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=87474)\*  
[Ask the Muslim Guy, Part Deux](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=92968)  
[Ask Michael Ellis (Parte Dos)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151514)  
[Ask Michael Ellis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=203393)  
[Ask the teenager!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28214)\*  
[Ask the Teenager II !](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=66824)  
[Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=23047)  
[Ask the Gay Guy II!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=24008)  
[Ask the Gay Guy III!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=39308)  
[Ask the Gay Guy IV!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=68530)

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/3 "2007-11-02T07:06:22Z")

</div>

**True Stories, Stunning Feats, and Impressive Achievements**

[Ask the 8+ month pregnant lady…or just entertain her with your horror stories.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=363744)  
[Ask a transplant recipient](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=244309)  
[Ask the (soon-to-be) Bone Marrow Doner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289271)\*  
[Ask the about-to-be-married chick or ACK only a few hours left of my singlehood](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91400)  
[Ask the almost journalist who wants to ask the journalist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242900)  
[Ask the Bariatric (weight loss) surgery Guy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=107363)  
[Ask the Bone Marrow Courier](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=183809)\*  
[Ask the Cancer Survivor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=379201)  
[Ask the Celebrity Bartender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300532)  
[Ask The Columbia Shuttle Recovery Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=171811)  
[Ask the convicted felon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=150066)  
[Ask the dopers who have gone through fertility treatments.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=182002)  
[Ask the Drug Addict](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=90705)  
[Ask the former group home resident](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=403395)  
[Ask the Former Lurker!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=226436)  
[Ask the former state Class A chess champion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=164643)  
[Ask the former teenage drug dealer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=423910)  
[Ask the former teenage runaway.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=425373)  
[Ask the gal who just had Bariatric Lap Band installation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=337669)  
[Ask the gal who just had total knee replacement surgery](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=424034)  
[Ask the Gastric Bypass Patient Who Tried Everyting Else Before Resorting to Surgery](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=307848)  
[Ask the girl who just spent 2.5 weeks in China](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=345505)  
[Ask the girl who was in the hospital](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=405730)  
[Ask the girl whose house burnt down](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=358664)  
[Ask the Graveyard Shift Worker!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=187625)  
[Ask the Guy Who Stared at Bill Walton’s Back for Three Hours](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=363502)  
[Ask the guy who’s getting married in 146.5 hours](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=410902)  
[Ask the guy…with a hundred boomerangs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266986)  
[Ask the guy with the contact lenses surgically implanted in his eyes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=405615)  
[Ask the guy in the Jeopardy! UToC](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304601)  
[Ask the guy on steriods](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245961)  
[Ask the Guy Who Got an Early View of “Deep Sea 3D” [w/ spoiler boxes]](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=361049)  
[Ask The Guy who just had an Emergency Appendectomy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258442)  
[Ask the guy who just had an MRI](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=422191)  
[Ask the guy who just had LASIK surgery](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=237771)\*  
[Ask the Guy who just read all seven HP books back to back. (Probable Spoilers)](http://http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434063)  
[Ask the Guy who just saw Goblet of Fire](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=345235)  
[Ask the guy who used to frequent hookers!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=161233)  
[Ask the Guy Who Was Banned for an Hour!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=228504)  
[Ask the guy who’s rereading all of Heinlein](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=381565)  
[Ask the guy whose seen almost all of the James Bond movies.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=351691)  
[Ask the hetrosexual virgin!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=22667)  
[Ask the high school graduate.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=425533)  
[Ask the Jew Who’s reading the “Left Behind” Series](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436610)  
[Ask the lucid dreamer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=165574)  
[Ask the man who can play a whole damn Baroque guitar suite! Oh yeah.](http://http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=405802)  
[Ask the Man Who Had a Colonoscopy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=416276)  
[Ask the Medi Marijuana Patient](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383757)  
[Ask the Mom of a Preemie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=439491)  
[Ask the New Father (with pictures!)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=429494)  
[Ask the Ohio provisional voter!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=284536)  
[Ask the psychotropic drug guy?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=19971)  
[Ask the rape survivor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=76180)  
[Ask the Recreational Drug User!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=39356)  
[Ask the single-sex high school girl!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=155089)  
[Ask the straight-A student](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436481)  
[Ask the Study Abroad Student](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=412969)  
[Ask the Undertaker’s Daughter!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=45949)  
[Ask the Unemployment guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=146949)  
[Ask the young guy who just had open heart surgery.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=424078)  
**Work Specific**

[Ask the not-for-profit employee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383162)

_Animal, Cultural, Enviormental and Literature_

[Ask the Artist!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=290731)  
[Ask the Certified Floodplain Manager](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=432277)  
[Ask the chicken person](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436727)  
[Ask the Children’s Book Editor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=156147)  
[Ask the Dutch botanic/field biologist (and psychologist on the side)](http://http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436649)  
[Ask the Environmental Psychologist…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=185674)  
[Ask the Guide Dog Puppy Raiser.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=409303)  
[Ask the guy with a book deal.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=437529)  
[Ask the guy who just finished writing a book.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=163879)  
[Ask the guy who works with marine mammals](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=389897)  
[Ask the Museum Girl](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=395830)  
[Ask the Service Dog Handler/Trainer…!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=360198)

_Athletics and Sports_

[Ask the (ex) wrestler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=438668)

_Customer Relations, Service, and Dealing with People_

[Ask the apartment maintenance technician](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=400856)  
[Ask the Auto Finance Manager/Car Sales (wo)man](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=412750)  
[Ask the (big chain) Video Store Clerk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=136512)  
[Ask The Barista… (Coffee girl, to you)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=29026)  
[Ask the Bartender!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=171458)  
[Ask the Bicycle Mechanic.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=407231)  
[Ask the Bookseller](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=133667)  
[Ask a Bra Professional…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=189444)  
[Ask the Cab Driver](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=161014)  
[Ask a car salesman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=385098)  
[Ask the College Dining Hall Employee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=441209)  
[Ask the corporate bank manager](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=415004)  
[Ask the Direct Marketing (Call Center, Telemarketing, Junk Mail) Professional!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=191223)  
[Ask the Enology Student](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436136)  
[Ask the ex phone sex operator](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=286032)  
[Ask the fast food manager!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=173150)  
[Ask the (former) Interpreter](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=430098)  
[Ask the Former Phone Psychic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306061)  
[Ask the guy who works in a chain restaurant](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=405157)  
[Ask the Insurance Operations Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=428051)  
[Ask the LensCrafters eyeglasses consultant](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365649)  
[Ask the Liquor Store Clerk!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=433544)  
[Ask the person who works in the adult industry thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=182478)  
[Ask the Pest Control Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=171371)\*  
[Ask the (former) Professional “Psychic”.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=372952)  
[Ask the Remodeler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=385078)  
[Ask the Server](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=226998)  
[Ask the Sunglass Consultant!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=244028)  
[Ask the Termite and Pest Control Guy, Part II](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247620)\*  
[Ask the Theme Park Character](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=194834)  
[Ask the Ticket Broker](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=402741)  
[Ask the Underwear Sales Girl!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=338466)  
[Ask/Talk To the Hotel Night Clerk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=126190)  
[Ask the village shop owner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=427890)  
[Ask a waiter!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=260095)  
[Ask the waitress!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151408)  
[Ask the (wedding) Photographer.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436611)

_Entertainment/Media_

[Ask the (not quite) starving Opera Singer!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=20124)  
[Ask the (word) puzzle editor!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=213460)  
[Ask the aging rock star](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28413)  
[Ask the ballerina!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=291310)  
[Ask the Blackjack Dealer!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=381635)  
[Ask the Broadcast Professionals (or what would you like to know about advertising)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=388725)  
[Ask the former news reporter!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=169337)  
[Ask the Improv Theatre House Manager?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=401745)  
[Ask a Poker Dealer…the floor is open.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=354243)  
[Ask the pornographer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=105888)\*  
[Ask the pornographer (solo and GG stuff, no hetro, sorry)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=417727)\*  
[Ask the Pro-Wrestler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=154361)  
[Ask the Professional Belly Dancer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=153966)  
[Ask the Radio Host](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=246233)  
[Ask the Stripper!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=423735)  
[Ask the technical theatre guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266822)  
[Ask the TV News Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=194847)  
[Ask the Vaudevillian](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=437877)

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/4 "2007-11-02T07:07:31Z")

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_Law enforcement/Military/Government_

[Ask a former prison guard.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=161530)  
[Ask the 911 Dispatcher](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=243174)  
[Ask the Air Force Guy, again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=146072)  
[Ask the cop](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=147494)  
[Ask the Debt Collector (Ouch, stop hitting me!)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=188409)\*  
[Ask the Diplomat!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=424637)  
[Ask the Draft Board member](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=311516)  
[Ask the firefighter!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=189267)  
[Ask the (hopefully) future Peace Corps volunteer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=359470)  
[Ask the girl who deals with tax protesters everyday!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=425925)  
[Ask the Internet Abuse/Fraud Investigator](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=250627)  
[Ask the lawyer about tort reform laws](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296776)  
[Ask the maximum security prison physician](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=150626)  
[Ask the Military Recruiter](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436563)  
[Ask the Militia Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151573)  
[Ask the murder trial juror!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=80053)  
[Ask the Newbie Politician](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=381108)  
[Ask the Peace Corps Volunteer/TEFL teacher in Bulgaria](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=389938)  
[Ask the Prison Guard](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436213)  
[Ask the Private Investigator](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=183025)  
[Ask the reformed debt collector](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300694)\*  
[Ask the tax lawyer!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=151472)  
[Ask the U. S. Air Force guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=95289)\*

_Medical_

[Ask the Audiologist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=433367)  
[Ask the Dermatological Medical Assistant](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=435783)  
[Ask the doctor with first-hand SARS experience](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=180729)  
[Ask the emergency vet tech](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=169003)  
[Ask the first year medical student](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=441070)  
[Ask the forensic pathologist - or, Last chance to pontificate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=365327)  
[Ask the Guy who makes Adult Spaces FUN!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245610)  
[Ask the Medical Billing Specialist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300140)  
[Ask the Medical Student!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28552)  
[Ask the Optician…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=244369)  
[Ask the Planned Parenthood Nurse](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=437744)

_Music based_

[Ask a Drummer. aka Ask a semi-successful musician.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=262567)\*  
[Ask the Drummer!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436177)\*  
[Ask the guy who’s touring with a Broadway show.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=407342)  
[Ask the Music Director](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=437084)  
[Ask the percussionist/drummer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436280)  
[Ask a singer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=382642)  
_Product/Office/Software/Construction_

[Ask the Copy Editor!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=132694)  
[Ask the EXCEL Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=398567)  
[Ask the guy who works on an oil rig](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=171254)  
[Ask the Graphic Designer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=158636)  
[Ask the IT Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383625)  
[Ask the Microsoft Employee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=428709)  
[Ask The Product Standards and ISO Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=155532)  
[Ask a Software Engineer/Developer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=150395)  
[Ask the Structional Engineer!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=185157)  
[Ask the Web Designer/Web Host](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=406168)  
_Relationships/Dealing with people_

[Ask Dr aha, sex therapist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=50867)  
[Ask the substance abuse counselor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=423855)

_School based/Scientific_

[Ask the (student) Vet](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=177170)  
[Ask the Academic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=402134)  
[Ask the Anime Student](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=317485)  
[Ask the Biologist!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=222713)  
[Ask the Bored Virologist!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=159636)  
[Ask the Culinary School Student!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=28711)  
[Ask the English teacher living in a foreign country.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=382583)  
[Ask the exhausted grad student](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=91712)  
[Ask a Mathematician](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=416205)  
[Ask the Middle School Teacher](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=386089)  
[Ask a nuclear submariner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=441363)  
[Ask the Peace Corps Volunteer/TEFL teacher in Bulgaria.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=389938)

_Transportation_

[Ask the Airline Pilot who just switched from Passengers to Cargo](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=325490)  
[Ask (or vent to) your Fed-Ex guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383369)  
[Ask the freight train conductor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=349991)  
[Ask the high-performance driving instructor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=369540)  
[Ask the small airplane pilot](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252846)  
[Ask the trainee traindriver.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=386372)

[Ask the -blank-](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436343)  
\*Denotes threads that are the same but were made by different users.

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**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/5 "2007-11-02T07:30:22Z")

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Your “Ask the Paralyzed Guy” link doesn’t work.

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**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/6 "2007-11-04T03:00:18Z")

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**Broken Links from your first post.**  
Ask the American Teen\*  
Ask that Hindenburg Annoucer Guy  
Ask the Apathetic Guy.  
Ask the Dead Chipmunk  
aSK THE DRUNK GUY!\*  
Ask the Evil Overlord\*  
Ask the guy who just lost a bet to the devil!  
Ask the kid who doesn’t know much of anything  
Ask the Putz!  
Ask the Supreme Leader  
Ask Miss Nym  
Ask Torgo!  
Ask the former stripper/current housewife( and mother)/raving bitch.  
Ask the straight, white, married, employed guy  
Ask the white, male, upper middle class, somewhat conservative, taxpayer  
Ask the Black Guy\* (number two)  
Ask the Brit bloke\*  
Ask the Canadian, eh?  
Ask the fairly average British bloke\*  
Ask the Irish Bloke\*  
Ask the Islamic Guys  
Ask the Kiwi bloke  
Ask the Mormon Gal!  
Ask the Swedish Chick!  
Ask the WI guy!

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/7 "2007-11-04T04:43:00Z")

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Broken links make me ☹ .

I’m both subscribing to this thread, and adding an odd word to make it easily searchable: schrod with an “h”.

(Inside joke, neener neener)  
Thanks again **Idle Thoughts**. And to everyone who has started an “ask the” thread.

ETA: Now I can put the two words “schrod” and “sex” in the search engine and it’ll pop right up.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/8 "2007-11-04T04:55:09Z")

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I wonder why so many are broken? : / They weren’t broken on the first version. Is it just that the topics were deleted because they were so old, I wonder?

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**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/9 "2007-11-04T16:17:19Z")

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Anyone fit the ones that are broken and feel like starting a thread?

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@Captain\_Socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Socks)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/10 "2007-11-04T16:20:09Z")

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Broken links make the baby Jesus cry.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/11 "2008-03-22T04:12:11Z")

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I’m bumping this, so those who haven’t bookmarked it (like I did) can have the opportunity to now; knowing that it may be harder to search for it.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/12 "2008-03-28T18:10:38Z")

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I guess my ask the tall guy thread got eaten during the WoMC.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/13 "2008-03-28T18:29:20Z")

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Thanks **Idle!** That must have taken some time to compile.

Schrod 🙂

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/14 "2008-03-28T19:10:04Z")

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Thank you for constructing this thread!! I have also subscribed.

Also - to add to the list of broken links - **Ask the aging rock star** …

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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/15 "2008-03-28T20:00:51Z")

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Good lord it’s almost worth it’s own forum.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/16 "2008-03-28T20:15:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
Schrod 🙂  
[/QUOTE]

😃

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/17 "2008-03-28T22:01:18Z")

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Yeesh. From the title, I anticipated wasting away a few hours some evening. Instead, I would have to dedicate months!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/18 "2008-03-29T00:08:15Z")

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]  
I’m bumping this, so those who haven’t bookmarked it (like I did) can have the opportunity to now; knowing that it may be harder to search for it.  
[/QUOTE]

Thanks, I missed this thread the first time around.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/19 "2008-08-13T00:48:33Z")

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And here’s a little shameless self-promotion bump…but also just to tell everyone that in November (the 3rd or 4th), I’ll be making the fourth updated version of this which will include removing all of the topics/links that no longer exist/work.

I’m glad so many people could enjoy reading through these interesting threads. 🙂

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**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983/20 "2008-08-13T00:56:29Z")

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I don’t know if this will come across as whiny or helpful (hopefully helpful!), but I’ve done two Ask the… threads that weren’t archived.

[Ask the Wannabe Nun](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=471558)  
[Ask the Chick Who Just Got an EeePC](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=460437)

Neither were horribly interesting, but both did manage more than seven replies.

Thanks for the list. I know that I’ve gone through it on rainy days in the past. I look forward to checking out some of the newer ones that I may have missed reading.

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ask-the-anthology-version3-0/424983.md?page=2)