# The Asshole Test - Guys Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281 "2008-11-12T01:29:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/1 "2008-11-12T01:29:27Z")
If you can **avoid** laughing while reading the entire thread you are NOT an asshole. [Begin test](http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031) ---
**Author:** ![Freejooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Freejooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freejooky)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/2 "2008-11-12T01:34:52Z")
I don’t know why, but I didn’t even make it to the comments…it was the dog behind the wheel that got me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/3 "2008-11-12T01:37:55Z")
Posts #17 and 23 got me. Oh lord. “I’m an asshole-li-o-li-o o/~” ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/4 "2008-11-12T01:40:07Z")
yeah, I was kinda like “wtf???” until I saw the dog, then I just lost it BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…ha…hahahahahha… AAHHHAHAHAHAHA (I could’ve told you I’m an asshole without taking the test, but it’s always good to see how you fare on a standardized test, eh.) btw, post #37 was pure gold! ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/5 "2008-11-12T01:43:39Z")
It only gets better as you go on!.. I promise ---
**Author:** ![Freejooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Freejooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freejooky)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/6 "2008-11-12T01:44:41Z")
[![](https://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj116/MisterMeener/buttgirlbed.gif) ](https://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj116/MisterMeener/buttgirlbed.gif) ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/7 "2008-11-12T01:48:31Z")
The site is lagging bigtime because this thread is spreading like wildfire… 3.2 million views in 5 days, and counting Oh man #451… I just squeeled ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/8 "2008-11-12T01:59:07Z")
Oh. My. Well, I’m a girl, and I only made it as far as the poster who posted the pic of the shocked-looking guy. So I guess I’m an asshole, too. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/9 "2008-11-12T02:00:55Z")
I recognized the thread the second I saw those eyes. :shudder: Asshole here. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/10 "2008-11-12T02:02:15Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Well, I’m a girl, and I only made it as far as the poster who posted the pic of the shocked-looking guy. So I guess I’m an asshole, too. I hate to post a “me, too” - but… me, too. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/11 "2008-11-12T02:02:28Z")
Moving sharing of mundane and pointless link to MPSIMS. Anyone who gets pissed off can start a Pit thread. I predict it won’t be an issue. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/12 "2008-11-12T02:02:45Z")
Found a [REAL Asshole test](http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e) (actually a combination Asshole/Bitch exam). ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/13 "2008-11-12T02:08:01Z")
Eh, if she posted here there would be a bunch of people who’d comment to tell her how hot she was. To each their own. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/14 "2008-11-12T02:10:28Z")
I don’t get what all the fuss is about. I guess that means I’m not a guy. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/15 "2008-11-12T02:12:01Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Eh, if she posted here there would be a bunch of people who’d comment to tell her how hot she was. To each their own. I was just thinking the same thing. It is rather context-specific there. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/16 "2008-11-12T02:13:56Z")
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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/17 "2008-11-12T02:14:55Z")
Didn’t laugh, just thought it was pathetic. Do I still get to be an asshole? ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/18 "2008-11-12T02:16:32Z")
I was perfectly civilised until post #37 … then I got whacked by the asshole stick upside the head, big time. ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/19 "2008-11-12T02:17:39Z")
Female checking in. Yeah, shouldn’t have opened this during class. Got to this comment: “Let me guess, she is going through Heroin/PCP withdrawal and has a nasty habit of chewing on bricks??” And lost it. Still giggling. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/20 "2008-11-12T02:29:45Z")
So the guy posts some pictures of his weird-looking girlfriend, and people post rude, semiliterate comments. 62 fucking pages. I’m sure as hell not going to read all the way through it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281.md?page=2)