# The Asshole Test - Guys Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281 "2008-11-12T01:29:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/21 "2008-11-12T02:40:52Z")
Yea, pretty superficial. After you get past her non-traditional looks, it’s pretty sweet to have a girlfriend with that kind of body and who is willing to indulge your desire to take pictures of her in her underwear by the car and post them online. Most of the women I know, even those with comparable bodies, would tell you to piss off. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/22 "2008-11-12T02:44:30Z")
Female here. I couldn’t even make it past the first picture without laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/23 "2008-11-12T02:46:03Z")
> [@Askance](#): > > I was perfectly civilised until post #37 … then I got whacked by the asshole stick upside the head, big time. I was shaking my head until 48 (The WTF! cat), then I lost it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/24 "2008-11-12T02:50:39Z")
I got nothing. Slightly strange face, pretty decent body. Whatever floats your boat.😕 ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/25 "2008-11-12T03:06:08Z")
If you highlight the second post by the OP in that thread, you see this > [@](#): > > yes strong fraudin…lulz In short, he’s trolling. (Doing quite well, I’d say.) ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/26 "2008-11-12T03:13:32Z")
The WTF-Face man also got me. I wonder what the girl would look like without that horrid makeup. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/27 "2008-11-12T03:14:03Z")
Sorry, I didn’t make it past the first pic. But I’d say it’s more pathetic than humorous. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/28 "2008-11-12T03:14:23Z")
Certainly the worst choice of eyeliner application ever, but otherwise I’d say the girl’s pretty decent looking. Some of the comments were amusing but I didn’t really feel like in the context of the actual photos that had been posted that they were warranted. ---
**Author:** ![discodancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@discodancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discodancer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/29 "2008-11-12T03:14:26Z")
Do women ever stand around laughing at how unattractive a man is? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/30 "2008-11-12T03:15:39Z")
> [@discodancer](#): > > Do women ever stand around laughing at how unattractive a man is? IME, yes, yes they do. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/31 "2008-11-12T03:16:04Z")
Yeah, I’ll admit it: I laughed when I got to the comments. Then I found the [MySpace](http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04) of the girl in those pictures, who’s apparently being harassed by various troglodytes. That makes it a lot less funny. I don’t like the way she applies her makeup, but she isn’t terribly unattractive. As someone else said, had she posted her pictures here there would’ve been dozens of Dopers falling all over themselves to hit on her. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/32 "2008-11-12T03:16:07Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > The WTF-Face man also got me. I wonder what the girl would look like without that horrid makeup. Yup, eye makeup really needed work. That was about the worst way possible to apply it and did a whooooole lot to really screw with her looks. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/33 "2008-11-12T03:20:19Z")
[http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck\_pics\_bikini.jpg](http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_bikini.jpg) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/34 "2008-11-12T03:20:46Z")
I didn’t laugh through page 4. I don’t want to read any more of it though. The girl has a nice body and she has a \*\*truly ugly \*\* face. But I guess I don’t see it as funny. I’m not sure, am I an asshole or not? ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/35 "2008-11-12T03:21:11Z")
I’m a chick and though I wouldn’t have sex with her I don’t think she is horrible looking or anything. I didn’t laugh until I got to the post that said, “Never, EVER let a dog drive a car!” That was funny.😃 ---
**Author:** ![discodancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@discodancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discodancer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/36 "2008-11-12T03:29:59Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > IME, yes, yes they do. ☹ Though I haven’t been elected as the official representative of all women, I apologize for them anyways. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/37 "2008-11-12T03:41:46Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > As someone else said, had she posted her pictures here there would’ve been dozens of Dopers falling all over themselves to hit on her. In Dopertown, everyone is beautiful. Personally, having seen her myspace pics, even my terminal case of yellow fever wasn’t enough for me to think she was attractive. With that said, she seems really nice and I’m furious at the assholes pestering her and calling her names. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/38 "2008-11-12T03:42:07Z")
I had a strong inkling that I’m an asshole. This just proved it. Too bad the OP gives away that he’s not sincere in the third post. He wrote “yes strong fraudin…lulz” in white text (so it’s only visible when highlighted) at the bottom of post #3. I gather that “fraudin” means lying. edit: Beaten to it. ---
**Author:** ![OneChance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/74df32/32.png) [@OneChance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneChance)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/39 "2008-11-12T04:11:30Z")
It’s pretty easy to make me laugh, but I read the first page and didn’t laugh once. What’s the joke? ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281/40 "2008-11-12T04:24:16Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > Yeah, I’ll admit it: I laughed when I got to the comments. Then I found the [MySpace](http://www.myspace.com/fearlessfaith04) of the girl in those pictures, who’s apparently being harassed by various troglodytes. That makes it a lot less funny. > > I don’t like the way she applies her makeup, but she isn’t terribly unattractive. As someone else said, had she posted her pictures here there would’ve been dozens of Dopers falling all over themselves to hit on her. You just “found” them, huh? There’d probably be a lot less troglodytes harassing her if people weren’t posting her MySpace page all over the place (psst. Here is a place). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-asshole-test-guys-only/472281.md?page=3)