# The assholes who pretend to have corona.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-assholes-who-pretend-to-have-corona/850283>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 25, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-assholes-who-pretend-to-have-corona/850283 "2020-03-25T22:45:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-assholes-who-pretend-to-have-corona/850283/61 "2020-05-24T03:36:16Z")

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[Here is a guy who pretended to have Covid to get paid time off, got found out, got additional unpaid time off, may do time](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1213831).

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-assholes-who-pretend-to-have-corona/850283/62 "2020-05-24T03:44:43Z")

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Darren, halfway down that link is an ad that says “How to Easily Clean Your Toilet”, and one can assume that licking the seat is not one of the methods.

This guy needs to be thrown into one of those COVID-infested jails.

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