# The Atomic Badger Racing Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870 "2003-03-03T23:21:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/1 "2003-03-03T23:21:57Z")
No, this is not a discussion on how to race atomic badgers, or whatever the phrase might signify. It’s a reference to **Mangetout** ’s (far-too-) oft-expressed desire that somebody register under the name of **Atomic Badger Racing**. What I propose is to come up with interesting and unique names for new Dopers to consider using when they register. I’ve always wanted someone to register as **Deacon Jess Tant** I think we need a **Drosophila melanogaster** – if it turns out to be a woman with interests in biology and a friendship for gay men, so much the better! **Zeuglodon** would be nice. **Anna Rexic** deserves our pity, as does **G. J. Jehoshaphat**. **Frére Jock** would be worthwhile, if he weren’t always sleeping instead of posting. What can you come up with? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/2 "2003-03-04T00:33:04Z")
**Elastic Moral Standards**. **Seaman Samples** **Do Not Write In This Box** BTW I think **Atomic Badger Racing** is a terrible suggestion and I can’t imagine why you keep mentioning it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/3 "2003-03-04T00:49:41Z")
**We Have To Be Sure About This** **Here Be Dragons** **Oh No!** ---
**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/4 "2003-03-04T01:11:52Z")
**Big Girl’s Trousers** **Chained Mason** **Freud’s Phallacy** (a friend for **Darwin’s Finch** ) **The Pineal Gland** **EchidnaCuddles** **Automatically Parse Gurls** BTW, as a newbie, could I take this opportunity to nominate **Enola Straight** as the best name on this board? ---
**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/5 "2003-03-04T01:13:58Z")
Now I look at it, I think Freud’s Phallus would have been better ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/6 "2003-03-04T01:25:37Z")
**Voltairic Technology** –for French Philosophy & Electrical Engineering. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/7 "2003-03-04T01:35:37Z")
**Just a Cigar** (in the spirit of Freud’s Phallus) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/8 "2003-03-04T03:07:56Z")
Is Chicken of Bristol available again? I think someone registered with it, but I have not seen anything in a very long time. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/9 "2003-03-04T03:10:28Z")
For Simpsons fans: **Amanda Hugankis** ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/10 "2003-03-04T03:30:45Z")
Seymour Butts Willy Maket Betty Dont Manny Fold Ray D. Ator Axel Rodd Mike Hunt Queen for a day Click Here Don’t Click Here Grrr Bite Sting ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/11 "2003-03-04T04:42:13Z")
**Macaroni Experiment** (wireless pasta) **Retarded Timing** **Better Nate than Lever** **Chipmunks of Fortune** **Shaken not Stirred** I was really disappointed that this thread had nothing to do with Racing of Atomic Badgers ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/12 "2003-03-04T12:45:05Z")
**Caesar Salad** –cooking & Roman History. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/13 "2003-03-04T12:53:12Z")
[Atomic Badger Racing](http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/badger.html) WooHoo! ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/14 "2003-03-04T13:02:23Z")
Lysdexic ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/15 "2003-03-04T13:07:57Z")
**Strained Andromeda Porridger Cyanotype Space Goggles LarvaTrainer neoimpressionist** ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/16 "2003-03-04T13:24:21Z")
Spurious Litigation ---
**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/17 "2003-03-04T17:12:45Z")
**Nuclear Stoat Breeder**? ---
**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/18 "2003-03-04T17:16:50Z")
Very Little Gravitas Pinkle Squirmy Fleshy Spartan Limnivorous Nervous Energy It was like that when I got here Spongiform Burpmaster Flameboy Is it in yet? Fish slapper Bubanga the Chicken Pounder (sure I’ve seen this one somewhere) Clockwatcher DamnYankee Who (as in "Who started that thread? - Yes, he did. - Who did? - That’s right…) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/19 "2003-03-04T17:18:31Z")
**Miss Understood** ---
**Author:** ![lachesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@lachesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lachesis)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/20 "2003-03-04T17:36:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\ ***Caesar Salad** –cooking & Roman History. \*\* i know of a Caesar Salad in a RP venue…his character is an anthropomorphic carrot with ambitions to be emperor of the domain. mean little bastard. \*\*Divine PUNishment MyLifeAsACat Al E. Gory Blitzkrieg Bop \*\* (no, i’m not a fan…i just think it sounds cool) \*\*AsIf Mark Down Final Markdown Give Peas a Chance\*\* yes, officer…i’ll go quietly now. lachesis [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870.md?page=2)