# The Atomic Badger Racing Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870 "2003-03-03T23:21:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/21 "2003-03-04T17:46:04Z")

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**FeltchWad, Mambo Mania!, B&Y Underpants, Nocturnal Emmission, Bandersnatch** to think of a few off the top o’ me head. Oh Yeah! **Fagjunk Theology!**

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Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/22 "2003-03-04T17:48:14Z")

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**Too Big to Spank**

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/23 "2003-03-04T19:37:05Z")

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If I hadn’t used my own name, I _so_ would’ve chosen

**Helena Handbasket**

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/24 "2003-03-04T20:44:57Z")

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**Papa ooma mow mow**

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/25 "2003-03-04T21:55:07Z")

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**Waurance Wivermore’s Wabrador  
Austin Tacious  
Richard Ofenvy  
Dee Lectable  
Hymen Puencher**

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/26 "2003-03-04T22:36:23Z")

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Some that I personally think would be cool:

**Easy Corn Kim  
Plasmatron  
UnderwearUnderthere**  
And if you have an MSN profile, it has this nickname generator thing that comes up with some good ones like:

**ClumsyFanatic  
WeediestToast  
BurstDinosaur  
UnclaspedMicrobe  
GreatTube** (the best one!)  
**BloodiestProgrammer  
PowerlessPrawn  
GranularBigfoot  
HairlessUser  
MeatlessRanger  
GaseousPillow**

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**Author:** ![Happyjoelucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Happyjoelucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happyjoelucky)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/27 "2003-03-04T23:27:06Z")

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**Laurance of Alabia**

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/28 "2003-03-05T00:29:05Z")

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**Hi Opal!**  
**All Your Base**  
**When Come Back**  
**Gotcha-ya**  
**Cow-orker**

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**Author:** ![Astralbovine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Astralbovine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astralbovine)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atomic-badger-racing-thread/158870/29 "2003-03-05T00:38:23Z")

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**Froooooooooooop**

That is my lone suggestion.

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