# The Atoz Game (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 24, 2020, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920 "2020-01-24T21:53:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 305
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6083 "2021-06-07T14:02:10Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6084 "2021-06-07T14:07:25Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6085 "2021-06-07T16:54:08Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News That was a gimme. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6086 "2021-06-07T16:58:28Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6087 "2021-06-07T17:15:00Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6088 "2021-06-07T17:19:38Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6089 "2021-06-07T17:25:37Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6090 "2021-06-07T17:31:22Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6091 "2021-06-07T19:27:12Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6092 "2021-06-07T19:36:40Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6093 "2021-06-07T19:38:51Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6094 "2021-06-07T19:40:53Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers Orgasms just too frequent ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6095 "2021-06-07T20:26:24Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers Orgasms just too frequent Please turn down that obnoxious music! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6096 "2021-06-07T20:42:08Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers Orgasms just too frequent Please turn down that obnoxious music! Questioning every single little decision ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6097 "2021-06-07T23:24:52Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers Orgasms just too frequent Please turn down that obnoxious music! Questioning every single little decision Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6098 "2021-06-08T02:14:39Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers Orgasms just too frequent Please turn down that obnoxious music! Questioning every single little decision Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings Shattap with yer constant whining! ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6099 "2021-06-08T06:42:15Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers Orgasms just too frequent Please turn down that obnoxious music! Questioning every single little decision Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings Shattap with yer constant whining! Take out the trash! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6100 "2021-06-08T11:42:50Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers Orgasms just too frequent Please turn down that obnoxious music! Questioning every single little decision Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings Shattap with yer constant whining! Take out the trash! Unfair fighting ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6101 "2021-06-08T13:28:49Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers Orgasms just too frequent Please turn down that obnoxious music! Questioning every single little decision Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings Shattap with yer constant whining! Take out the trash! Unfair fighting Victor, why do you never listen when I say put the toilet seat down? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920/6102 "2021-06-08T13:32:10Z")
**Petty bullshit** Another argument over dishes Brattiness Calling one out Dishes are dirty again! It’s not my turn!! Egads, do you ALWAYS squeeze the toothpaste tube IN THE MIDDLE! Fox News GOP How many times do I have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed?! Ice cube trays only half-filled Jive talking Keep your mitts off the damn thermostat, would ya? Last Word (getting it) Maybe you could clean the lint trap once in awhile, honey? NRA sending out thoughts and prayers Orgasms just too frequent Please turn down that obnoxious music! Questioning every single little decision Raccoons keep messing with my stereo settings Shattap with yer constant whining! Take out the trash! Unfair fighting Victor, why do you never listen when I say put the toilet seat down? Wife, I keep telling you to put the seat up when you’re done! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920.md?page=304) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-1/846920.md?page=306)