# The Atoz Game (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2022, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097 "2022-08-04T15:42:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 205

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4082 "2023-12-23T21:55:42Z")

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**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership

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**Author:** ![themapleleaf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/themapleleaf/32/14349_2.png) [@themapleleaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/themapleleaf)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4083 "2023-12-23T21:57:49Z")

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**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear

---

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4084 "2023-12-23T22:14:48Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt

---

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4085 "2023-12-23T23:33:23Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers

---

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4086 "2023-12-24T06:51:39Z")

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**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk

---

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4087 "2023-12-24T15:55:47Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha

---

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4088 "2023-12-24T20:51:28Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog

---

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4089 "2023-12-24T22:26:57Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog  
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4090 "2023-12-24T23:50:27Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog  
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova  
Sex-crazed leper

---

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4091 "2023-12-25T06:12:51Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog  
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova  
Sex-crazed leper  
Tub O’ Lard Pudding

---

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4092 "2023-12-25T06:25:15Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog  
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova  
Sex-crazed leper  
Tub O’ Lard Pudding  
Underwear

---

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4093 "2023-12-25T14:29:21Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog  
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova  
Sex-crazed leper  
Tub O’ Lard Pudding  
Underwear  
Venom

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4094 "2023-12-25T20:27:26Z")

</div>

**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog  
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova  
Sex-crazed leper  
Tub O’ Lard Pudding  
Underwear  
Venom  
Woolworth’s gift certificate

The chain went out of business in 1997.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4095 "2023-12-26T14:16:28Z")

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**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog  
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova  
Sex-crazed leper  
Tub O’ Lard Pudding  
Underwear  
Venom  
Woolworth’s gift certificate  
X-ray machine

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4096 "2023-12-26T17:15:07Z")

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**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog  
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova  
Sex-crazed leper  
Tub O’ Lard Pudding  
Underwear  
Venom  
Woolworth’s gift certificate  
X-ray machine  
Yellow snowman

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4097 "2023-12-26T18:39:13Z")

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**Presents you really don’t want for the holidays**

Anthrax Ripple chocolates  
Borax eye drops  
Cobra  
Depressed Dingo  
Electric eels  
Funko Pop (missing its head)  
Gonorrhea  
Hovercraft full of eels  
Iced streets  
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing  
Klan membership  
Long underwear  
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt  
Necco wafers  
Orange milk  
Piranha  
Quart of rancid eggnog  
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova  
Sex-crazed leper  
Tub O’ Lard Pudding  
Underwear  
Venom  
Woolworth’s gift certificate  
X-ray machine  
Yellow snowman  
Zombie apocalypse

… although there is a rum drink called a Zombie … those are OK!

**New Year’s Resolutions**

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ "  
_(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)_

Ask a woman to dance  
_full disclosure compels me to admit that in my almost seventy years on this planet, I’ve never really learned to dance with any degree of grace or skill_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4098 "2023-12-26T20:04:56Z")

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> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#):
>
> _full disclosure compels me to admit that in my almost seventy years on this planet, I’ve never really learned to dance with any degree of grace or skill_

I had to learn both the Waltz and square-dancing as part of my grade-school curriculum (in the 70s). I’ve never done either activity as an adult. Not once.

**New Year’s Resolutions**

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ "  
_(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)_

Ask a woman to dance  
Be kinder

(And learn beekeeping)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4099 "2023-12-26T20:18:04Z")

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**New Year’s Resolutions**

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ "  
_(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)_

Ask a woman to dance  
Be kinder  
Closely follow national politics

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4100 "2023-12-26T21:01:46Z")

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**New Year’s Resolutions**

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ "  
_(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)_

Ask a woman to dance  
Be kinder  
Closely follow national politics  
Drink less

I’m a social drinker and have a high tolerance. I could really cut back a bit.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-atoz-game-part-2/969097/4101 "2023-12-27T13:21:15Z")

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**New Year’s Resolutions**

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ "  
_(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)_

Ask a woman to dance  
Be kinder  
Closely follow national politics  
Drink less  
Eat more healthy food

Hahahahahahahahahhahaha

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