Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom
Woolworth’s gift certificate
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom
Woolworth’s gift certificate
X-ray machine
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom
Woolworth’s gift certificate
X-ray machine
Yellow snowman
Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom
Woolworth’s gift certificate
X-ray machine
Yellow snowman
Zombie apocalypse
… although there is a rum drink called a Zombie … those are OK!
New Year’s Resolutions
Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) __________ " (you may use the ‘be’ as needed)
Ask a woman to dance full disclosure compels me to admit that in my almost seventy years on this planet, I’ve never really learned to dance with any degree of grace or skill
I had to learn both the Waltz and square-dancing as part of my grade-school curriculum (in the 70s). I’ve never done either activity as an adult. Not once.
New Year’s Resolutions
Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) __________ " (you may use the ‘be’ as needed)