The Atoz Game (Part 2)

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom
Woolworth’s gift certificate

The chain went out of business in 1997.

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom
Woolworth’s gift certificate
X-ray machine

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom
Woolworth’s gift certificate
X-ray machine
Yellow snowman

Presents you really don’t want for the holidays

Anthrax Ripple chocolates
Borax eye drops
Cobra
Depressed Dingo
Electric eels
Funko Pop (missing its head)
Gonorrhea
Hovercraft full of eels
Iced streets
Jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing
Klan membership
Long underwear
Marjorie Taylor Greene sweatshirt
Necco wafers
Orange milk
Piranha
Quart of rancid eggnog
Rusted-out 1973 Chevy Nova
Sex-crazed leper
Tub O’ Lard Pudding
Underwear
Venom
Woolworth’s gift certificate
X-ray machine
Yellow snowman
Zombie apocalypse

… although there is a rum drink called a Zombie … those are OK!

New Year’s Resolutions

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) __________ "
(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)

Ask a woman to dance
full disclosure compels me to admit that in my almost seventy years on this planet, I’ve never really learned to dance with any degree of grace or skill

-“BB”-

I had to learn both the Waltz and square-dancing as part of my grade-school curriculum (in the 70s). I’ve never done either activity as an adult. Not once.

New Year’s Resolutions

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) __________ "
(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)

Ask a woman to dance
Be kinder

(And learn beekeeping)

New Year’s Resolutions

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) __________ "
(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)

Ask a woman to dance
Be kinder
Closely follow national politics

New Year’s Resolutions

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) __________ "
(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)

Ask a woman to dance
Be kinder
Closely follow national politics
Drink less

I’m a social drinker and have a high tolerance. I could really cut back a bit.

New Year’s Resolutions

Fill in the blank … "I resolve to (be) __________ "
(you may use the ‘be’ as needed)

Ask a woman to dance
Be kinder
Closely follow national politics
Drink less
Eat more healthy food

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