Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
My money’s on the the giant evil red robot, frankly.
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Rocky Raccoon vs Roger Rabbit
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Rocky Raccoon vs Roger Rabbit
Sally Struthers vs Susan Sarandon
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Rocky Raccoon vs Roger Rabbit
Sally Struthers vs Susan Sarandon
Titian vs. Tintoretto
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Rocky Raccoon vs Roger Rabbit
Sally Struthers vs Susan Sarandon
Titian vs. Tintoretto
Urgulanilla vs Ursula the Sea Witch
Urgulanilla (meaning “small female Hercules”) was the first wife of the emperor Claudius, and is described unflatteringly by Robert Graves in I, Claudius.
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Rocky Raccoon vs Roger Rabbit
Sally Struthers vs Susan Sarandon
Titian vs. Tintoretto
Urgulanilla vs Ursula the Sea Witch
Vivian Vance vs Violet Voss
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Rocky Raccoon vs Roger Rabbit
Sally Struthers vs Susan Sarandon
Titian vs. Tintoretto
Urgulanilla vs Ursula the Sea Witch
Vivian Vance vs Violet Voss
William the Conqueror vs Washington, George
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Rocky Raccoon vs Roger Rabbit
Sally Struthers vs Susan Sarandon
Titian vs. Tintoretto
Urgulanilla vs Ursula the Sea Witch
Vivian Vance vs Violet Voss
William the Conqueror vs Washington, George
Xylophones vs. Zithers (yes, that’s alliterative)
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Rocky Raccoon vs Roger Rabbit
Sally Struthers vs Susan Sarandon
Titian vs. Tintoretto
Urgulanilla vs Ursula the Sea Witch
Vivian Vance vs Violet Voss
William the Conqueror vs Washington, George
Xylophones vs. Zithers (yes, that’s alliterative)
You vs Yourself
Alexander the Great vs. Attila the Hun
Battle of the Bulge by way of the Battle of Burgos
Charge of the Light Brigade vs Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Dick Deadeye vs. Dippy Dawg
Edison, Thomas debates Einstein, Albert
Fantastic Four vs The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Gorgeous George vs. Gary Gygax
Hollywood Hulk Hogan vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Clifford Irving tries to outwrite Washington Irving
Joseph Johnston jousting with James Jackson
Klondike Pete battles King Vitamin in the Cereal Mascot Wars
Sir Lancelot du Lac and sidekick Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, line up against Lucky Luciano and Lex Luthor
Maxim de Winter the world-wearing aristocrat from Rebecca vs. Maximilian the giant evil red robot from The Black Hole
Nattering nabobs of negativism vs. Nixon
Orion the Hunter vs Oscar the Grouch
Peter Piper vs Peter Pan
Queen Latifah vs Quentin Tarantino
Rocky Raccoon vs Roger Rabbit
Sally Struthers vs Susan Sarandon
Titian vs. Tintoretto
Urgulanilla vs Ursula the Sea Witch
Vivian Vance vs Violet Voss
William the Conqueror vs Washington, George
Xylophones vs. Zithers (yes, that’s alliterative)
You vs Yourself
Zebra vs Zookeeper