The Atoz Game (Part 2)

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning

My brother named one of our cats Lightning when he was nine years old. And I know a young woman who named her son Lightning about three years ago.

One of these was an acceptable name and the other was not.

Maybe she hoped he would grow up to be a race car.

Or a blues singer.

They were originally going to give the poor child the middle name Wolf. But in a dim moment of sanity, they decided on John.

In college, my roommate’s Chinese water dragon was named Jub Jub

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu

Another name for a lizard.

Was he a Simpsons fan, IntGlad?: Jub-Jub Bouvier | Simpsons Wiki | Fandom

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.

A grown woman, or even a cat, but not a child: Mrs Norris | Harry Potter Wiki | Fandom

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.
Old Deuteronomy

L. John Smith, 60th President of the United States.

Hayes really got screwed. It’s not like he calling himself R. Birchard Hayes was a big improvement.

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.
Old Deuteronomy
Pepe Le Pew

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.
Old Deuteronomy
Pepe Le Pew
Queen Barks-a-lot

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.
Old Deuteronomy
Pepe Le Pew
Queen Barks-a-lot
Rover

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.
Old Deuteronomy
Pepe Le Pew
Queen Barks-a-lot
Rover
Shithead

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.
Old Deuteronomy
Pepe Le Pew
Queen Barks-a-lot
Rover
Shithead
Thunderbark

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.
Old Deuteronomy
Pepe Le Pew
Queen Barks-a-lot
Rover
Shithead
Thunderbark
Underdog

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.
Old Deuteronomy
Pepe Le Pew
Queen Barks-a-lot
Rover
Shithead
Thunderbark
Underdog
Vladimir

Names you would name a pet, but not a child

Avimelech
Baskerville
Cujo
Dog
Ebenezer
Froggy Boy
Goober
Hong Kong Phooey
Iguanallamadingdong
Juggernaut
Killer
Lightning
Mushu
Norris, Mrs.
Old Deuteronomy
Pepe Le Pew
Queen Barks-a-lot
Rover
Shithead
Thunderbark
Underdog
Vladimir
Waggalot