New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
It’s not my resolution, I hasten to add, but I’m sure it’s someone’s…
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. - Conan the Barbarian
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
(Never gonna happen, but it’s a good resolution)
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
Read more
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
Read more
Spend more time with friends and family
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
Read more
Spend more time with friends and family
Trust my instincts more
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
Read more
Spend more time with friends and family
Trust my instincts more
Upset my wife less
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
Read more
Spend more time with friends and family
Trust my instincts more
Upset my wife less
Violate diplomatic immunity a helluva lot less
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
Read more
Spend more time with friends and family
Trust my instincts more
Upset my wife less
Violate diplomatic immunity a helluva lot less
Worry less
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
Read more
Spend more time with friends and family
Trust my instincts more
Upset my wife less
Violate diplomatic immunity a helluva lot less
Worry less
X out the bad things in my life
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
Read more
Spend more time with friends and family
Trust my instincts more
Upset my wife less
Violate diplomatic immunity a helluva lot less
Worry less
X out the bad things in my life
Yesterday? Who cares? I’m all about the future from now on!
New Year Resolutions
Abstain from Twitter and Facebook
Be more assertive with my bosses
Clean house maybe a little more often
Declutter
Eat fewer snacks and sweets
Finish scanning the pictures from my late Mother’s photo albums
Go to Texas
Have a fine time tonight… and into tomorrow
Imbibe a little less
Justify actions less after the fact and live more in alignment with a principled life
Keep on keepin’ on
Letting go what needs to be let go
Make all my enemies pay for what they’ve done
Not be a complete putz all the time
Organize my workshop
Preen not quite so much when People magazine profiles me again
Question authority
Read more
Spend more time with friends and family
Trust my instincts more
Upset my wife less
Violate diplomatic immunity a helluva lot less
Worry less
X out the bad things in my life
Yesterday? Who cares? I’m all about the future from now on!
Zig when you expect me to zug.
See, I bet you thought I was going to say zag!
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