# The Backward Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320 "2005-04-01T23:00:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/21 "2005-04-02T04:30:15Z")
So how long you figure 'til **Hal Briston** or one of the other Usual Suspects waltzes in with _his_ opinion? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/22 "2005-04-02T06:08:05Z")
Aplenty, I mean. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/23 "2005-04-02T06:10:15Z")
I suppose we can now expect Cuban stereotypes apelnty. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/24 "2005-04-02T06:27:09Z")
Ah so it was a 1920s Style Death Cigar. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/25 "2005-04-02T06:55:48Z")
Thread closed at the request of the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/26 "2005-04-02T09:28:33Z")
I am posting in this thread having not read the other three pages because I want to focus on the original post without possibly having my opinion altered by other thoughts from the Doper collective. Cuntplegic is not a real word and it doesn’t describe a woman after rough sex with a massively endowed man. And Cheeze Whiz isn’t something you eat, it’s something you see a urologist for. The rest of your post is surreal and it’s almost as if it was composed to be a bouillabaisse of unrelated elements that make no since, almost as if it were the ending of a backwards thread. Personally I think you’re in a very dark place in your mind. You should probably be evaluated, JMHO. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/27 "2005-04-02T10:23:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Why in Og’s name would you follow her in? Are you NUTS? Well, it’s not the first time I entered a smoke-filled room covered with cheese and surrounded by Cubans. Besides those cigars were worth more than my life. > [@](#): > > So are you going to explain this “game” of yours? I think I’ll leave that to Mr. **Briston** … By the way, I think congratulations is in order for **Hal** and **kitten**. You excited? ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/28 "2005-04-02T12:41:43Z")
But \*\*Hal \*\* the part I don’t understand is how you could make a diorama of, well, anything using just the materials you had at hand? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/29 "2005-04-02T13:50:44Z")
[Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=6013125) what Unca Cecil says on the subject. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/30 "2005-04-02T14:42:15Z")
Wow, what a great party last night. Who ever suggested it later in this thread sure had a great idea. We still have some folks we need to get to the airport, we have more private jets waiting. BTW, has anyone seen Lieu? He hasn’t been seen after he finished second in the farting contest. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/31 "2005-04-02T17:27:11Z")
Hey, let’s all have a party last night. I’ll bring the salsa. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/32 "2005-04-02T20:30:42Z")
…and you, sir, are worse than Hitler. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/33 "2005-04-02T20:33:43Z")
**Hal** , that “solution” you propose to the problem is disingeneous at best. You are worse than\*\* Aldebaran\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/34 "2005-04-02T20:46:01Z")
By “thunking” I of course meant “thinking.” :smack: :o ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/35 "2005-04-02T20:48:07Z")
You did what? What could you possibly have been thunking? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/36 "2005-04-02T21:12:52Z")
Ya know, I grew up hanging around my uncle’s farm. I didn’t think chickens would ever get as mad as what I saw in that link **twickster** provided. Makes me want to think twice before I ever gather any fresh eggs again. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/37 "2005-04-02T21:33:36Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > 10w40 and bourbon Um, are you sure? I thought the fur is fleeced after the filleting, not beforehand…? And what about the spark arrester? Does that go by the hydraulic pump, or the loin chop? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/38 "2005-04-02T21:56:06Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > Ah so it was a 1920s Style Death Cigar. It was, but for only 20 minutes, and that was in 1960. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/39 "2005-04-03T00:17:39Z")
I haven’t read through all four pages, but I think **Atomic Badger Racing** is a sock. His posts read suspiciously like a certain _other poster’s_. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320/40 "2005-04-03T00:31:23Z")
I’m going to come right out and admit I made up **Atomic Badger Racing** as a sock for myself. However, since I’m so clever with language, I’m sure nobody has suspected a thing, as **ABR** sounds like a 25-year-old black lesbian vegetarian, and I’m a 45-year-old straight white omnivore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-backward-thread/297320.md?page=3)