nope…
Fine. You can take tickets. You’re also in charge of hair and makeup.
I deleted my reply. Don’t feel like getting banned tonight. 
why does he do these things🤨
I am an enthusiast of The Drink.
Hydration!
Learn the super easy C, G and F chords and you can play all kinds of songs and nearly halfway tiptoeing through some tulips. All the major chords are easy except for the E. It’s the dreaded F chord of the guitar 
No ukulele thread would be complete without this:
Jake Shimabukuru playing Bohemian Rhapsody:
And ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’:
Perfect examples of what you can play learning just the C G and F chords I mention immediately above! 
Stay thirsty, my friend
Over-slaking leads to besottedness.
BTW, it’s ukUlele, with a U, not an E. Since we’re fighting ignorance and all that good stuff.
I had a brief flirtation with a tiple, which is tuned like a uke, only with beaucoup more strings. Impossible to keep in tune, I gave up on it after a few months.
And, as I learned when I took a ukulele lesson in Hawai’i, the typical mainland pronunciation, “YOOK-uh-lay-lee,” isn’t how it’s pronounced in Hawaiian – the traditional Hawaiian pronunciation is “OO-koo-ley-ley.”
I always reckoned Granny Hawkins would be better fixed to playin’ a Banjo.
EDIT: Washtub Bass, with a big old corny bare foot holding it down!
“sit down, son…let me show you how it’s done”
There’s always a song.
… 
Get him to teach you this one:
A bit of uke trivia: the actress who played Susan, George’s late fiance, became something of a ukulele star after leaving the show. She tours occasionally leading the Heidi Swedberg and The Sukey Jump Band
Sultans of Swing Uke Cover:
If you say “Ukulele Ike” three times, he will post in this thread.