# The bad thing about wimmins is... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 17, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781 "2000-07-17T01:23:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/61 "2000-07-17T22:20:11Z")
And if I were going to dismantle a car with a screwdriver, this is how I’d do it. Step 1) Attach hand grenade to gas-tank. Step 2) Remove pin using screwdriver. Step 3) Go back to hunting bears with a club. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/62 "2000-07-17T22:26:18Z")
I’m so damn cool, I even grill! That said, my father is the grill-master of the family and I learned from the best 🙂 I was daddy’s little girl, he taught me to fish, grill, cook, think, and not be too girly. I can also knit, crochet and other crafts (girly stuff). \< giggling uncontrollably \> Dayum, I am one damn cool chick. \< evil grin \> burp, 'scuse me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@Nanook\_of\_the\_North\_Shore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanook_of_the_North_Shore)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/63 "2000-07-17T22:27:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*I’m so damn cool, I even grill! > > That said, my father is the grill-master of the family and I learned from the best 🙂 I was daddy’s little girl, he taught me to fish, grill, cook, think, and not be too girly. > > I can also knit, crochet and other crafts (girly stuff). > > \< giggling uncontrollably \> > > Dayum, I am one damn cool chick. > > \< evil grin \> > > burp, 'scuse me 😉 \*\* I love you. Will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/64 "2000-07-17T22:27:33Z")
Sigh. I wanna be techchick when I grow up. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/65 "2000-07-17T22:31:42Z")
But I am an opinionated bitch and very independent. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/66 "2000-07-17T22:32:58Z")
What the… How did all you wimmins take over this thread?? OUT wimmins OUT!!! This is not for you!! My god… this place just wreeks of estrogen now! Wheres my paint thinner… ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/67 "2000-07-17T22:36:36Z")
\< hands a beer to Whammo \> \< sits on the lawn chair and scratches her crotch \> “'Sup dude?” ---
**Author:** ![Amulet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Amulet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amulet)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/68 "2000-07-17T22:53:09Z")
I’ve always gotten along better with men than with women, so I think I’ll stay. Screw the beer, I’ll take the Wild Turkey. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/69 "2000-07-17T22:54:14Z")
> [@](#): > > But I am an opinionated bitch and very independent. No, you’re not. You are an independent, assertive woman who knows her own mind, and speaks it when the situation calls for it. You are WOMAN, hear you ROAR! As for that estrogen smell, Whammo, well, what’s the problem? You certainly do like it when it’s burning for _you,_ don’tcha? Get a little irritated when it’s the women sniffing each other’s butts and not yours, eh? Yeah, deal with it. (I’d put a winky face in there, but this is the Pit, so I’ll just call you a loser instead) ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/70 "2000-07-18T00:39:17Z")
must-not-break! can’t-let-the-wimmins-sway-thinking! **watches techchick scratch her crotch and gets pretty turned on** AH!! That did it! Whew… almost lost it for a second. Thanks Techchick… and if you need an extra set of fingers to scratch with… well… 😉 And Pursephone as far as women sniffing each others butts, I got ANOTHER visual going on here. THERE YA GO!!! THERES THAT TESTOSTERONE SMELL! That will overpower everthing pretty soon. _AHHHHH Screw it…_ Gimmie a beer… _slumps on couch to watch simpsons reruns_ ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/71 "2000-07-18T01:43:25Z")
Naw, estrogen usually over powers it all. \< hahahahahahaha \> But I aint no typical wimmin, that’s for sure. Gimme another beer would ya? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/72 "2000-07-18T02:16:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Pursephone That’s MS. Persephone to YOU, bucko! And watch the spelling. What, you trying to make people think I live out of my purse or something? Okay, so I do. But it’s heavy because it’s got all of YOUR crap in it too! Keeeeerist, get your _own_ damn purse! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/73 "2000-07-18T02:16:35Z")
(matt minces into the thread, looks around) :rolleyes: (flicks wrist, sighs, turns to the girls) _ **men…** _ ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/74 "2000-07-18T02:57:37Z")
ALL WIMMIN BOW TO TECHCHICK! Actually, I’m forming the opinion that Techchick must some kind of screeching Harpy in real life. No way she’s THAT good looking with what appears to be a great personality (at least on the surface) to boot. Must be some kind of real ball-breaker if you get to know her too well. Remind me to keep her and my wife from ever meeting… So, Techchick, can you write your name in the snow when you pee? Didn’t think so! Chalk one up for the guys! _(Help fellas…if that’s the best I can come up with we’re in trouble!)_ ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/75 "2000-07-18T03:05:33Z")
Beat this ladies (I use the term advisedly)… \*Source: [http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0644.html](http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0644.html) \* > [@](#): > > Expletives: > On 9th June 1996, Mr. Harold Brayson (GB) struck his thumb with a stonemason’s mallet whilst breaking concrete in his back yard in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire. He went on to swear for 14min 7sec without stopping once or repeating a swear word. He later attempted to better this feat on BBC TV’s Record Breakers programme by dropping a car battery on his foot. It ended in failure when he repeated the word ‘bastard’ after 12mins 58secs. > > Beer Drinking: > The greatest amount of beer drunk before going to the lavatory was 25.5 > litres (45 pints) of assorted weak lagers, by Mr. George Wingfield (GB) > downed in various pubs in Knutsford, Cheshire between 12:15pm and 2:38pm on > 22nd December 1986. > > Urinating: > The longest urination delivered at one continuous scoot was one of 36 mins 24secs by Mr George Wingfield (GB) in the doorway of a newsagent’s shop in Knutsford High Street on 22nd December 1986. Mr Wingfield was arrested and charged with a public order offence 17 mins into his record attempt, but arresting officers had to wait a further 19mins 24sec before taking him back to the station, where he reputedly broke the world falling downstairs’ record. However, this could not be substantiated because there were > apparently no witnesses. There…manlike feeling restored! ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/76 "2000-07-18T03:22:43Z")
It’s like I just stumbled into Lilith Fair here, estrogen permeating everything, women in comfortable shoes, if this keeps up this will turn into a hug fest. And since I have once again fallen into the pit and can’t seem to get up… Freak - my sled is bigger than your sled and I am the president of Ass Kickers Inc. you gnat squicking wannabe. My dogs are the biggest baddest mutts around and they could use some bitches, wanna loan me some of those chihuahas of yours? There won’t be nothing left when we get through with them but that’s life buddy. Afterwards I can reline my mukluks with their little pelts. And for all you “Sheilas” Who needs a fucking map? My sense of direction is flawless, it’s Lola that could really use a GPS when she goes to the store for milk. Take my car apart with a screwdriver? Why would I do that when I have such an impressive collection of tools? Sure, I don’t know what they all do but has that ever stopped one of us? It’s always the women using the wrong tools for the wrong job isn’t it? Who else but a man would use liquid oxygen to start a BBQ? Sure, it vaporizes the grill but it sure is damn impressive. ---
**Author:** ![speakeasy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@speakeasy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/speakeasy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/77 "2000-07-18T04:17:08Z")
Yah, but that ass! (whimper) ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/78 "2000-07-18T05:03:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > Freak - my sled is bigger than your sled It may be longer, but it ain’t as thick. > [@](#): > > and I am the president of Ass Kickers Inc. you gnat squicking wannabe. Better watch your mouth little boy. Or you won’t just be the president, you’ll also be a client. > [@](#): > > My dogs are the biggest baddest mutts around and they could use some bitches, wanna loan me some of those chihuahas of yours? There won’t be nothing left when we get through with them but that’s life buddy. Afterwards I can reline my mukluks with their little pelts. I don’t think so, you pansy! I got these hell hounds as a present for the devil. Actually, to tell the truth, I kicked his ass until he gave them to me. And who you callin your buddy? I ain’t friends with no pipsqueak who needs to wear mukluks. I go barefoot! And the only fur I wear on my feet is the fur I grow there. I ain’t gonna compare my toughness with the cotton candy you have for balls. Shit, I bet you even use the L-word. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/79 "2000-07-18T05:55:40Z")
Since I am once again in the pit… Freak - I am so fucking tough I don’t even know the “L” word you mealy mouthed, fly squicking, gopher felching, traumatophiliac. Satan is a pussy compared to me, I can handle 40 below while he whimpers like the pointy eared baby he is. Those hell hounds look like cats in drag. Here kitty kitty kitty kitty. We both know Satan is a chick and that hell is a place with a ton of pretzels and no beer. I bet a girly man like you even likes wearing his mommas garters and attending these estrogen fests. I bet you’re wearing comfortable shoes right now you leperous, inbred, hair lipped, yak flanker. Yes… I said your momma. Batter up! ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781/80 "2000-07-18T06:25:16Z")
Hoo boy! You just insulted Satan. I mean, the devil is one thing, but you don’t fuck with Satan. This is one hot potatoe I **ain’t** gonna catch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bad-thing-about-wimmins-is/25781.md?page=5)