# The Ballmer Ultimate TechnoHouseMonkey Remix **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 5, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810 "2001-09-05T04:37:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/1 "2001-09-05T04:37:32Z")
[http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/iMovieTheater2.html](http://homepage.mac.com/jcarusone/iMovieTheater2.html) Now THAT’s funny. Although I do say…I actually feel for the poor man. As PumpActionGerbil says, from now on we can pretty much count on him being the perfect mirror of Al Gore at his most Hal-like. stoid ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/2 "2001-09-05T09:44:18Z")
If being a billionaire does that to you, then I want to be a billionaire! Wait, I wanted that anyway. :-/ [sub]I’m a developer BTW [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/3 "2001-09-05T14:43:17Z")
It’s no big change. Even on his best day, the man looks rather bestial. Every time I see him speak, I expect him to smash buildings and eat villagers. ---
**Author:** ![nerv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/85e7bf/32.png) [@nerv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nerv)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/4 "2001-09-05T16:49:40Z")
Any minute now SPOOFE is going to come in and accuse us of being Microsoft-denigraters, but let’s face it–if he were a rabbi, would you let him circumcize your son? If he were a pilot, would you want him flying your plane? If he were a police officer would you want him to be involved in a strip search of you? Whoever he was working for, he would be frightening! ---
**Author:** ![nerv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/85e7bf/32.png) [@nerv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nerv)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/5 "2001-09-05T16:52:57Z")
By the way, I have “balmer.mov”, “dancemonkeyboy.mpg” and “developers.mpg” saved to disk. Anyone know of any other Balmer vids? Blair Witch got nothing on these, boy! ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/6 "2001-09-05T17:38:47Z")
dropmom: You should get a job at microsoft so you can live out here. me: No, I don’t think so, mom. ---
**Author:** ![Chas.E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Chas.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chas.E)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/7 "2001-09-05T17:58:00Z")
If you enjoyed the Ballmerfunk video, be sure to pick up the Monkeyboy action figure: [http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/226.html](http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/226.html) ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/8 "2001-09-05T19:37:48Z")
I’m mesmerized by the sweat stains. I find myself trying not to smell him through the monitor. Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I prefer a leader who wouldn’t be caught dead jumping around like an imbecile. Someone who would hire consultants to do the monkey-dance for him while he sipped bottled water and looked disinterested. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/9 "2001-09-05T23:49:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chas.E \* > \*\*If you enjoyed the Ballmerfunk video, be sure to pick up the Monkeyboy action figure: > [The Joy of Tech!](http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/226.html) \*\* Can I shill the [Microsoft Monkeyboy T-shirt?](http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/shirts/StoreComputer.phtml)😃 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ballmer-ultimate-technohousemonkey-remix/79810/10 "2001-09-05T23:51:19Z")
Arrrgh, got the URL wrong: get those [Monkeyboy shirts here.](http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/shirts/StoreComputers.phtml)