# THE BAR IS OPEN! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892 "2000-07-17T21:15:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/21 "2000-07-17T21:41:07Z")
Pay no attention to my detractors, **jjjfishe**. They are all impotent to do anything but take swipes at the glorious elegance that is **Tymp**. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/22 "2000-07-17T21:41:12Z")
Ohh, I’d like a red dragon. It’s a drink Uke made for me. You do know how to make it, dontcha? You don’t? I really can’t blame you. It’s lime juice, cranberry and club soda. Wing one towards me! Oh, and thanks for inviting me! No one usually notices me. ::pout:: ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/23 "2000-07-17T21:47:54Z")
Glad you could make it red\_dragon! I’ll do my best to make your red dragon. Here… see if that tastes alright! Hands Jubei2k a crown and coke… I love that sexy Sinatra voice. Here’s another Guiness Moe… you’re first one is almost empty. Extra large glass of Tequila for Voguevixen… Coming up!! Tymp… despite the rumors… you’re a very good dancer!!! ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/24 "2000-07-17T21:49:15Z")
Nice place you got here. Hope it doesn’t go all touristy. I’ll have another of the same, please. And pass the peanuts. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/25 "2000-07-17T21:55:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Tymp… despite the rumors… you’re a very good dancer!!! Well . . . I do aim to please. Enough about me. Tell me about yourself. I just want to stare into your eyes while you tell me everything. Is that too intrusive, too forward of me? I must admit, I’m quite smitten already. You move like a dream and look like an angel. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/26 "2000-07-17T21:55:44Z")
Yeah, uh… Lemme get a 40 of OE. (know what I’m sayin’?) :: ducking :: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/27 "2000-07-17T21:58:08Z")
Mmm, perfect! Got any really high power stuff? Good, this’ll do ::picking up Jack Daniels:: Now, everyone away from the bar! ::pours on the whiskey and lights it. The resulting flames light up the whole place:: You didn’t think I was actually gonna drink it, did you? I feel just like Jimi Hendrix… ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/28 "2000-07-17T22:01:55Z")
jjjfishe…this is the guy…beterrbelieveitgoddamnit hez thegreatest guy…this guy…youbastards…sonovabitches…you don’t know me…noneofyoudo…but this is the guy…righthere _that’s my best when it comes to drunken typing_ Happy 100th ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/29 "2000-07-17T22:06:08Z")
That was awesome red\_dragon… I’m impressed! Thanks JimmyNipples… I think you need another drink… here you go… Hope you like peach schnapps ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/30 "2000-07-17T22:06:19Z")
Well, I gotta head out here. Enjoyed the drinks. Oh, and keep the change. Later, dudes. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/31 "2000-07-17T22:07:58Z")
Thanks for stopping by Guy Propski… Come back anytime! ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/32 "2000-07-17T22:10:22Z")
Thanks for the drink. But what’say we nix the Coke on the next go-round 🙂 “I’ve got yoooooouuuu under my skin…” Afterwards, lets you and me make like a tree and leave, whaddaya say. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/33 "2000-07-17T22:10:31Z")
Got a pool table anywhere? I am a pool shark. Or at least a remora. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/34 "2000-07-17T22:17:44Z")
How’s the crown Jubei2k… I made it special… The pool table is upstairs red\_dragon. I was thinking about going for a swim in the pool outside… or maybe the hot tub… anyone care to join? ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/35 "2000-07-17T22:17:52Z")
Michelob draft please, kind lady. Any cool, old pinball machines here? ---
**Author:** ![johnboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e47c2d/32.png) [@johnboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnboy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/36 "2000-07-17T22:19:58Z")
Happy 100th!! Now, if it’s not too much trouble, I’d like a TKO (that’s Tequila, Kalauha and Ouzo (Sambuca will suffice for Ouzo) BTW, it tastes just like Nyquil. “It’s the get stupid, stumble around, fall down, so you can get arrested medicine.” Apologies to Vicks corp. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/37 "2000-07-17T22:20:03Z")
Here’s your beer bluepony… Oh… and the pinball machine is upstairs… along with all the other video games. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/38 "2000-07-17T22:26:06Z")
Congratulations, **jjjfishe**. I’ll have anything you’ve got with rum in it. Make it quick, I wanna beat **Bluepony** to the pinball machine. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/39 "2000-07-17T22:28:52Z")
See if you like this rum swizzle Kat. Yikes… a TKO johnboy? That sounds deadly… but I aim to please… here you go… try this! ---
**Author:** ![johnboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e47c2d/32.png) [@johnboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnboy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/40 "2000-07-17T22:43:03Z")
Thank you jjjfishe. That was splendid. I will limit myself to two tonight since I don’t know everyone that well (but I’m really starting to feel comfortable.) BTW how come the restroom has a steering wheel in it…OOPS! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892.md?page=3)