# THE BAR IS OPEN! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892 "2000-07-17T21:15:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/41 "2000-07-17T23:24:41Z")
I would jump at the chance to spend even a fraction of a second with jj in the water. Lucky for me I brought my Blue flowered Hawaiaan Swimming trunks. Oh, that’s okay jj, you really don’t have to wear anything, just snuggle close to ChrisP and I will protect your modesty. I would have danced with you but I didn’t want to show the tymperoonie up on dance floor, I’m just not that kind of guy. (cheesy grin) Sure come on over GolfWidow, you can jump in too. Nooo, nobody minds if you’re naked. We’re all adults here. (some of us…Tymp). ---
**Author:** ![Falula\_Guinea\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@Falula\_Guinea\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falula_Guinea_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/42 "2000-07-17T23:32:28Z")
I’ll have a vodka and Red Bull please!! Here’s to a another hundred!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/43 "2000-07-17T23:36:30Z")
I think I’m teetering around 2000, I’ll just come on in here. One Kaluha and cream my way, jjjfishe! Thanks for the invite, and many happy returns of the post to ye, my dear! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/44 "2000-07-17T23:41:49Z")
Hey Riddles come swim with us. Great combination of drinking, flirting, nudity, and swimming. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/45 "2000-07-17T23:54:14Z")
Rum swizzle, eh? I certainly hope that you used the Captain Morgan. It’s the potion of lordly might, you know (as in, Lordy, the things I MIGHT do!) 😃 Happy 100, and let’s have a few thousand more, eh? ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/46 "2000-07-17T23:59:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*Sure come on over GolfWidow, you can jump in too. Nooo, nobody minds if you’re naked. We’re all adults here. (some of us…Tymp). \*\* Naked dancing? Hey, who’s got dollar bills? ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/47 "2000-07-18T00:04:37Z")
Jump on in everyone… the water feels great!! ::Dunking ChrisP underwater:: Hey… how about water volleyball! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/48 "2000-07-18T00:13:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GolfWidow \* > \*\*Naked dancing? Hey, who’s got dollar bills? \*\* I got a pocket full of sackies, just reach your hand on down in there and grab a few 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/49 "2000-07-18T00:16:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by GolfWidow \* > > \*\*Naked dancing? Hey, who’s got dollar bills? \*\* > > I got a pocket full of sackies, just reach your hand on down in there and grab a few 😃 \*\* Are those sackies in your pocket or are you just happy to see … nevermind. YUP, just sackies ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/50 "2000-07-18T02:07:57Z")
Speaking of hot tubs, a buddy of mine once told me that you **couldn’t** get a girl pregnant if you had sex with her in a hottub. He said it was something about the hot water killing all the sperm. Whatta guy. I’ll bet he’s eighty kids, now. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/51 "2000-07-18T02:12:13Z")
_takes out new roll of film_ I’m gonna get some GREAT shots! Hey ChrisP, nice shorts!! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/52 "2000-07-18T02:21:33Z")
I’m underage, but hey, I was invited… A sangria, por favor. ---
**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere_1)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/53 "2000-07-18T02:52:21Z")
Open bar, that’s my kind of host! Let me kkkknow everytime you have a party. Now roll up the rug and play “The Hustle” and “The Bunny hop” ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/54 "2000-07-18T03:19:58Z")
jjj, I’m hurt, I wasn’t invited :(. I’ll just sit outside, listening to the revalry sipping on this bottle of congac. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/55 "2000-07-18T12:59:18Z")
Omniscient… You are always invited to one of my parties!!! I did write… “Everyone’s Welcome”… and that means you!!! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/56 "2000-07-18T13:03:50Z")
jj, thanks for the dunk…_wink_ Wow this party has gone on for some time now, the sun has come up. Oh yeah, Omni, doesn’t your name mean that you are everywhere, so you’ve been here the whole time then, right? Hey, Aud, stop trying to take pictures under my shorts… ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/57 "2000-07-18T16:17:21Z")
Chris, Main Entry: om·ni·scient Pronunciation: -sh&nt Function: adjective Etymology: New Latin omniscient-, omnisciens, back-formation from Medieval Latin omniscientia Date: 1604 1 : having infinite awareness, understanding, and insight 2 : possessed of universal or complete knowledge - om·ni·scient·ly adverb Main Entry: om·ni·pres·ent Pronunciation: -z&nt Function: adjective Date: 1609 : present in all places at all times I’m afraid I’m burdened with knowing where all the parties are that I’m not invited to…:(😉 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/58 "2000-07-18T16:22:47Z")
How on earth did I get an invite to this little shindig? 🙂 Congrats, **jj**. You can pour me an orange juice, that’s just fine. OK, so who knows how to swing? Somebody put “Zoot Suit Riot” on that jukebox… {evil grin} Esprix ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/59 "2000-07-18T16:24:00Z")
_wink_ I really should stop talking about things about which I have no knowledge. I assumed that omnipresent was included in a package deal with Omniscience…where was I on that one… ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/60 "2000-07-18T16:24:01Z")
Oh, and **ChrisP** , if no one will join you in that hottub… {wink} Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892.md?page=4)