# THE BAR IS OPEN! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892 "2000-07-17T21:15:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/61 "2000-07-18T16:29:43Z")
Wow… thanks everyone!!! This party sure has gone on a long time! _Raising glass of wine_ “ATTENTION ALL. I’d like to make a toast! Here’s to another 100 posts…for everyone!” ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/62 "2000-07-18T16:31:59Z")
I think everyone is already “toasted”. Nice gesture though, and you played water volley ball really well. I very much enjoyed it when you spiked the ball… _evil grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/63 "2000-07-18T16:49:49Z")
It’s not too early for a beer is it? If it is, I’ll take a screwdriver instead. Sorry I missed last night…I passed out in the alley. Happy 100, jj! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/64 "2000-07-18T16:56:35Z")
Hey Sunshine, if I remember correctly, you’re quite the swimmer, aren’t you. _wink_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/65 "2000-07-18T17:01:31Z")
::: bosom heaving damply, as it’s been a while since my last dousing ::: I look good wet, if that’s what you mean ChrisP! By the way, I **will** be wet at my upcoming 200 post party. You’ll be there, won’t you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/66 "2000-07-18T17:03:28Z")
You know it sweetheart… _wink_ ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/67 "2000-07-18T17:18:25Z")
Hey sunshine… here’s a beer and a screwdriver… One for each hand. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/68 "2000-07-18T17:20:46Z")
Hey, wait. You don’t have to use a screwdriver anymore, they have these pull tabs…What?..oh. Darn conservative upbringing. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/69 "2000-07-18T17:30:09Z")
_stripping down_ I’m crashing this event and I don’t care what you all think of me! _diving into the pool naked_ Hey, **jjj** , grab me a beverage of your choice and join me! ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/70 "2000-07-18T17:31:01Z")
Thanks! Only thing better than a drink for the after-passing-out-in-the-alley hangover is TWO drinks! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/71 "2000-07-18T17:35:44Z")
Omni, did you just grab my ass? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/72 "2000-07-18T17:44:25Z")
No man, I’m thinking Sunshine looks a little suspiscious over there. Did you steal her drink or something? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/73 "2000-07-18T17:46:33Z")
Yeah, I know that trick. If I turn around and talk to someone else, then the naked guy grabs my ass again, I won’t fall for that again…perhaps I’ve said too much? ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/74 "2000-07-18T17:59:15Z")
::: grabbing ChrisP’s ass while he’s eyeing Omni ::: What, me suspicious? Somebody get me another screwdriver and beer, willya? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/75 "2000-07-18T18:01:50Z")
_Turns to assgrabber_ Yes, let’s get this girl some more beverages… hehehe _evil grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/76 "2000-07-18T18:05:12Z")
Thank you for the drinks, ChrisP! ::: smiles sweetly, then grabs Omni’s ass…silently gestures to ChrisP when Omni looks to see who the assgrabber is ::: Hee hee. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/77 "2000-07-18T18:09:36Z")
Omni, why are you looking at me like that? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/78 "2000-07-18T19:31:22Z")
I’m not, gotta play it cool, keep the chicks coming to you… Sunshine, don’t be suprised if we get even when you’ve had a few more drinks. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/79 "2000-07-18T19:34:17Z")
Hey Sunshine? I’ve seen Omni’s ass. You don’t wanna grab it. Trust me. 🙂 _runs away, grabbing ChrisP’s ass as she leaves_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/80 "2000-07-18T19:34:29Z")
_whispers to Omni_ Okay, let do it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892.md?page=5)